Writting her on your bio and
writting about her everyday doesn’t
scare us
.
We’ve entered Toilets written
“Ladies only”

I’m that typpa boyfriend that would
take ur phone n delete a
sms of a job interview

When you see a poor Man driving a Mercedes Benz
You know it is second hand nd the Mileage is really high..
Likewise when you see a poor Man Marrying a beautiful Woman

Dear Future Wife

If I cheat, you don’t leave.
You sit down with me and help me fight this demon…

Xhosa People Will insult You
While Giving You A Compliment

Some Of Us Have Learned Professionalism At A Tender Age 😥 , Because Even As A 12Year Old I’d Have Beef With My Siblings And Still Cover Up For Them When They Did Some Wrong 😔 .. i Didn’t Let My Feelings Overcloud My Judgement ♥

That Annoying Moment When You Start The Same Sentence Like 3 Times And Someone interrupts You Each Time 😥
.
Why No Let Me Talk ? 😔

When a girl rejects me,I tell myself that
she’s HIV positive and she don’t want to infect me
Finish&klaar

Don’t take relationship advice from your mother
if you dont know your father

Marriage = Buying
Engagement = Lay-by
Dating = Window-shopping
Vat en Sit = Theft
God is watching you.

Teacher: wht the different between u n me
Learner: the different is that
u are smelling bad n me I am smelling nice

Short chicks are funny when they pissed off
looking like a little toy with new batteries

Dear Fat Girls

Eat Whatever You Want To Eat,
If People Try To Judge You About Your Weight,
Eat Them Too.!!

Finally I gave up, am single again😭😭😭💔💔😭😭😭😭😭 to put an end to the rumours, and those who speak ill about my life, you must know that my relationship was very difficult, so today to avoid gossip, I inform you that we no longer together, several times I felt very good, I had a lot of fun, I cannot deny that I really liked it and I was very happy, but I didn’t realise what evil I was doing to myself, I finally decided to leave that unhealthy relationship, I decided to take another route, but am not going to deny that we will continue to see each other, for me to move on to other things and end this evil in my life, Today I end my relationship with sugar, fries, pizza, softdrinks, alcohol, chocolate, cake, vetkoeks and other unhealthy food……

Confuse your enemies, copy and paste this on your wall,
Someone was about to throw a party…..
I see your spirit of witchcraft, come out
We know you,

Bus drivers should stop this nonsense of moving a bus
before a person sits!
One ugly girl nearly kissed me in the bus today

Being Blind is not a joke🤞
Ask people who are on “Free Mode”