Marriage certificate is not enough.
i wanna sit next to you in your I.D photo.
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Don’t fall Pregnant no matter how good your Relationship is ,
Boys change.
If cheating could generate electricity,
some girls could power AFRICA and
two European countries 🏃🏃
Between somebody and someone who’s someone exactly?
A man walks into a doctor’s office
and the doctor sits him down.
“OK what’s your problem sir?”
“I’m half deaf” he replied
“That’s ridiculous! You can’t be
half deaf!There is no such thing!”
“Yes there is!”
“OK OK! Go down the hall and I’ll
shout a number and you shout it
back.”
“OK!” He said
When he got to the end of the hall
the Doctor shouts down.
“88 shouted the doctor.
“44”shouted the man
The way they’re so happy that churches are finally opening,
you might think they don’t lawyer…
Hubby says “I fancy kinky ***, can I c*m in your ear?” Wife says “No I might gone deaf” Hubby says “but for the past 20 years I’ve c*ming in your mouth but you’re still f**king talking”
Big nose says church leaders are also essential front line workers,
this guy must be smoking his own for-skin…
Why was 7 afraid of 9
Couse 9 8(ate)7
A girl will be happy dating a guy
who already has plan b for another girl.
Anytime she is cooking, I always fall asleep for no reason.
But I still love her, bcos she wakes me up for one reason?
Food
Hu don’t like food here.
Yesterday i saw my Ex wearing face cap,
imagine something she has not done before when we were dating,
I wonder who she is ashamed of!
Rice & Stew very plenty to those who think i’m in a relationship.
U see that guy who is replying your chat faster than ur boyfriend ?
He is also replying slowly to his own girlfriend,
so sister stay where u are.😀😀
I just called my girlfriend and
I’m hearing a naked man’s voice.
Cheating Is A Long Process Dont Even Say It’s A Mistake