Ladies.. Not every dude in church⛪ is husband material
. Church is like a hospital🏥.
Some are responding to treatment some are not!

They Don’t Even Greet Us At The inbox ,
They Just Send Their Song’s Links 😏 … Such Disrespect

Don’t Let Social Media Fool You ✋ ,
Some Of These Niggas Be Eating Cornflakes With
Water And Sugar 😒

“In High school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry. During the exams, i’d get between 2% an 8%. The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks. So i would always be the 1st or 2nd to be called out. One day the Maths results were being released and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s &70s. Still my paper had not been called out. Everyone kept looking at me asking” Man wats up? And the teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to 88%, he had one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in Maths ? I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called Genius wrong.. The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me. It was unbelievable. Finally the teacher looked up and said, There is a cow who did not write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come and get it now”….

Ladies, if you come across a man who is smart, hot, humble, educated, financially secure, passionate and patient, great at fixing things around the house and is not materialistic, good in bed, loves you like you are the only girl in the world and watches you whilst you are applying your make up while listening to every word you say…

Then, please be assured that the Weed you have just smoked is of SUPER QUALITY!

Gents….
A girl doesn’t need to tell you how she feels.
Its written all over the way
she behaves when you are around.

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger.
His mother tells him to stop it as he’s liable to break something, but the boy continues.
‘Johnny!’ Mom screams. ‘Knock it off.’ You’re going to break something.
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store.
He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocer,y gets the urge.
It’s a diarrhea run!!!
She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
When she’s finished, she looks down and can’t believe what she’s seeing.
She’s not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet!
She calls her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he’ll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP!
The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere.
It’s on him, the walls, etc.
‘Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?’ she asks.
He says, ‘I’ve been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I’ve ever actually seen a fart !'”

Lucky Dube Was The Only Member Of The “Dube” Family
Who Didn’t Bother Us 😊♥ ,
Unlike Lilian Dube And Desmond Dube 😏😏 .. Yerr

So 😕 Lawyers Just Came Together And
They Were Like ”
The Word FREE is Too Cliche For Our Profession ,
So Let’s Adopt The Latin Term PRO BONO

Girls Code: i Don’t Know + I’ll See = i Ain’t Coming

Just Because You Love Music
it Doesn’t Mean You Can Rap

That Annoying Moment ,
When You Are Trying To Be A Nice Person
But They Are Testing Every Ounce Of Your Patience

The ” Krrrrrr ” Sound That ATM Makes While Withdrawing Money
is Better Than Hearing ” i Love You

Him: bro can you stop
following my girlfriend?
Me: say please