TEARGAS is Just An ONION That Went To A Private School

How To Tell A Girl That She is Ugly ,
Without Making Her Feel insulted ? 😒👇

“Your Beauty is Different”

For All My Years On This Earth ..
it Was Only Yesterday That i Learned That “RAP” Stands For “RHYTHM AND POETRY” , I’m Ashamed

Being Held At A Gunpoint And I’m Told To Spell The Word “Wednesday” , I’d Probably Die

They Don’t Want Your Boyfriend ✋ , They Want Your Relationship 😥 .. They Get Confused Thinking That He Can Do For Them What He Does For You

Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love Money
And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass

People Who Are Born in FEBRUARY , MARCH , JULY , AUGUST , NOVEMBER Will Be Single Forever

Only black people who take chance to speak English use the word private in many ways. 1: Can I see you in private. 2: he just bought a new Toyota private. 3: she got a private call. 4: his a very private person. 5: at least he should have called me with taxi not a private. 6: private parts.

The Airtimes That Some Of Us Have Bought This Year Could Have Build Many Universities in South Africa

That Hurtful Moment , When Someone Has Explained Something To You For 7 Times ,
But You Still Don’t Get it And You Hope That
They Forgive How Stupid You Are

When i Look At Some Of You ,
i Can Just Feel Your Parents’s Pain And Regret

if You Want To See Your Boyfriend’s True Colors ,
Just Say That “You Are Pregnant”

Have ever been rejected by someone
they said had a crush on you

*Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend’s 25,
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend’s 26,
so if you’re single its ok,
maybe he’s just not born yet

Physics students let’s confuse them😁
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Me : Cash Receipt Journal

Am i the only one who skip posts about God and
secretly say “God knows that I love him 😂