My wife got stung by a bee on the
forehead.
She’s at the doctor’s now,
her face all swollen and bruised,
she almost died.
Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee
with my shovel.

Slay Queen said:
If my body is the temple of God who am i
to limit the number of people who want to
enter?

Your boyfriend who failed mathematics is complaining
about you having stretch marks.
Tell him that those are the only marks he will get

Why do girls feel embarrassed when the
wig falls?.
Do you think we believed it was your hair

New disease detected when using fingers
for wiping your touch screen phones. It is
known as finger cancer . Everyone is being
encouraged to use a stone when wiping
touch screen phones instead of fingers to
prevent finger cancer. PREVENTION IS
BETTER THAN CURE , Stay healthy. Save a
friend and share

Have you realised that most people
that fall pregnant are FEMALES?

Her : Hey Sugar
Me : Hey Teabag
Her : What?
Me : I Thought We Were Making a Tea..

Just because he called and say “sleep like a baby my love”
He doesn’t mean you must urinate on the bed..

African girls thou!!

Malawi has Experienced an Earthquake a couple of days ago
and girls be like:
“Babe what are you getting me this earthquake season?”

Like for real?😂😂
Earthquake gift?

You’ll Never Hear Beautiful Girls Say Ur Not My Type …
😒
“Only Di froggie 🐸will Say That “

Her : Boo i’m coming over
ME : I can’t wait baby
Her : But I’m on my period
ME : i said I can’t wait for you, I’m going somewhere.

Best interview ever.
An arab man was on a job interview and the interviewer was a lady….
.
Madam: What is your full names sir.?
Mr: Saq Madik.
Madam: WTF!!!.suck what.?
Mr:Madik.
Madam fainted
😂😂😂

So Zulus are claiming that Foreigners are taking their jobs
But I’ve never seen a Somalian driving a taxi

I Can’t Wait To Be An Ancestor,
There Are Some People I Need To Deal With Spiritually!!!

Am I the only one who writes “Fast and the Furious”
when coming across “Race” in Application forms

Ladies who buy their own airtime,
data , food and pay their own salon
bills…where are you???
Can you show yourselves by Liking
this post.