Before getting serious with a girl take her to the club and
see how many guys know her… If the bouncer hugs her..
Abort mission….
I repeat… Abort mission

If your girlfriend is ugly, admit and stop saying
“One man’s food is another man’s poison”,
My friend poison is poison nothing like another man’s food.

The only problem of being a visitor is
where to hang your underwear.

Telling a guy you got a boyfriend won’t make him leave you alone….
Ask for money,, he’ll stop messaging you.

If you need the nearest and cheapest guesthouse ask married men💍
they always know these things..

When you have a good news but
you don’t know which snake 2 tell first.

[Depression]
Is when you go through All the filters &
but your pic is still ugly…

You Called Her Ugly Back In High School…
Now You’re In Her Unread Messages

I Have A Problem Of Not Finishing Sentences
It All Started Last Week When I…

Whites: I’m broke.

Blacks: Maturity is when December doesn’t excite you anymore.

Some Girls Never Go Out ✋😥 ..
They Will Bath On Weekends Just To Take Pictures 💯

If you want to see a lady never
forgets just promise her money

There are still good ladies out there who won’t cheat
or ask you for money but
their stubbornness will frustrate your life