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it’s hard being a good person when
all those around u want to bring u down

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my mission in life is not only to survive,
But to do this with some compassion,
Some passion
Some humor
And some STYLE

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Men tomorrow like abakaliki rice,
if u like select from now till tomorrow,
my sister u go still chop stone

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Would rather spend the whole day watching the movie
I hate the most continuously than eating beans

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i told my doctor that I broke my arm  in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places

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My neighbour’s Kia Picanto is stuck…..
Anyone with a FILA sneaker, please come and tow it

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Some people come into your life JUST to send
you ‘wud’, ‘hud’, ‘wuw’, ‘k’, type of texts!!

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My friends, Never ever dare to wish your haters to die. 😂 😂 😂
.
Reason being, “You mighty loose some of your family members”. 💖

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Xhosa people if they don’t know full name of something they be like: ah sana they called systematic nton nton. What is nton nton people.

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This thing of the sun coming out at 5am and
liquor stores open is 9am is not fair.😶

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When my crush text

Her: hey are you good??
Me: yes especially in bed

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Our Dog Hasn’t Been The Same Since it’s Partner Gave Birth To Black Puppies When They’re Both Brown 😥
And They Are Not Even in One Fence

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Nobody views your WhatsApp status
faster than your Ex

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