Trust, Respect and Communication are the foundation of a healthy relationship..💖
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2⃣Don’t change yourself. Find someone who loves you just the way you are, NOT someone who wants you to be who they want you to be..💝
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3⃣If you are still going back to the one who hurts you, who breaks you, remember it’s not love, it’s the addiction of a lost feeling
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Speaking English is easier when you talk in front of those who don’t understand..! ☝
Most of us believe that we only have one life. And that life is short. We can either live it, or waste it on things that do not matter. At the end of our life, we never regret not making enough money or achieving more success.
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But we will always regret not having lived the life the way we always wanted. And the truth is, we never know when the end will come. So it is better to live our life today. Don’t postpone it for tomorrow.
stop letting other people control your happiness…🧡🖤
BE with someone who is proud to have YOU…💚💛
Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, only use you when bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you…
During this lockdown many Parents have seen that
teachers are not a problem, their kids are..! 🤞
Introduce your bae💑 to your parents, not to us on social media, here we support breakup..!
If you don’t understand that there’ll always be a hotter girl than your girl,
you’ll chase🏃 girls for the rest of your life..!
A man Phiri and his wife Pamela
never fought for 25 years
of their marriage.
A friend asked him how he had managed to
make it possible.
He narrated:
“We went for our Honeymoon in Australia
25 years ago
and while riding on a horse,
My wife’s horse jumped and my wife fell
down.
She got up,patted the horse’s back and said
“This is your first time”
After a while it happened again.
She patted the horse again and said:
“This is your second time”
The horse did it again the 3rd time,
She brought out a gun and shot the horse
dead
I Was so shocked and I shouted at her. . . . . .
. .”Are you crazy! What’s wrong with you?
Why did you kill the horse?
She smiled at me and said
“This is your first time”
Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
My Mouth has been shut🙊
A man wakes up in hospital:
man: what happened.
Doctor: you have been in a serious
accident.
Man: am I going to be ok?
Doctor: I have some good news and
some bad news.
Man: what’s the bad news?
Doctor: we have had to amputate
both your legs.
Man: oh my God, no. What’s the
good news?
Doctor: the man in the next bed
wants to buy your shoes.
I have this guy I don’t wanna date and I don’t want anyone to date him
I just want him to stay single forever for my happiness😭😭
I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. Am now in Poland starting a new life.
My girlfriend stole money from her Father for me to start a business. The business is booming now.
Now she want me to marry her.
ME: I can’t marry a thief
I will never watch a Nigerian movie again
how can a ghost wear a face mask?
I think, I’m going to lose my drivers
license…
and all just because of a stupid
police officer…
The conversation went like this,
when I got pulled over in my car:
Officer: “License and registration,
please, I think you are drunk!”
Me: “I assure you, I did not drink
anything.”
Officer: “Ok, let’s do a little test!
Imagine driving in the dark on a
highway at night, when you see two
lights in the distance. What is this?”
Me: “A car.”
Officer:”Of course! But which one? A
Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?”
Me:”I have no idea!”
Officer:”So, you’re drunk.”
Me:”But I didn’t drink anything.”
Officer:”Okay, one more test —
Imagine, you drive in the dark on a
highway at night, and there is one
light coming at you.What is it?
Me:”A motorcycle.”
Officer:”Of course! But which one? A
Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?”
Me:”I have no idea!”
Officer:”As I suspected, you’re drunk!”
Then I started to get annoyed and
asked a counter question.
Me:”So…, counter question — You’re
driving in the dark on a highway at
night and see a woman on the
roadside. She wears a mini skirt,
fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes
and only a bra as a top. What is this?”
Officer:”A prostitute of course.”
Me:”Yes, but which one? Your
daughter, your wife or your mother?”
Things went downhill from there and
now I have a court date to attend…
My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. I don’t understand the sudden change of heart, but who am I to ask. I’m so lucky…
I mean, first I won the lottery and now this!
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it.
Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.