I lost my School bag🎒on the 31st of December
now my mom is forcing me to go to school with a Cooler bag

South African don’t measure salt. We just
sprinkle into the food until we hear the
spirit of our ancestors whisper “Enough
my child

Mother : mmmmh baby you’re back. How
was your first day at school? What did you
learn today?
Bundles of joy : my name is 6 years old

When you meet the right person you will
realise that you were not asking for too
much!!

I commented on my girlfriends picture “Looking good my love”
and she replied saying thanks Big bro..

Teacher: why are you sleeping while im teaching
Bundle of joy: why are you teaching while im sleeping

Only Men Can Spend The
Whole Day Without Knowing Each other

No one is Busier like a Girl who is not Interested in you she be like
“Call me Later…am busy counting my Stretch Marks!!!

I Told my uncle that I see myself wen I luk at him.
I don’t know why he smiled becoz there’s honestly too much Vaseline on his face

Who Else still Does That Risky Naked Run
From Bathroom To Bedroom????

The struggle of being a first year student 😣
I remember attending a third year’s class on my first day.
I thought i was worst until my friend told me
she attended a staff meeting on her first day

SCHOOL FACTS:In every class, there is a
1. The thief.
2. The shy guy.
3. The three best friends.
4. The back seat guys with joke.
5. The Nerd that never gets High mark.
6. The clean guys.
7. The gossip square with low marks.
8. The late comer.
9. The student that always turn out to be thefirst
to come to class.
10. The cute guy who doesn’t wantanything to
do with girls.
11. The High IQ’s
12. The pastor.
13. The talkative .
14. The one always with the annoying laugh.
15. The guy that is always in the midst ofgirls.
16. The girl always in the midst of guys.
17. The tutor.
18. The perfume crew.
19.The copier.
Give a number to yourself…. No lie

No matter how Angry the Community is, They will
never burn the Tarven ….they will rather
burn the school and the Clinic instead

Nobody walks faster than someone who has been
given extra change at the shop

I think my loan shark wants to play golf with me
he’s at the gate holding a Golf stick… I’m so
excited