Yesterday l went to a restaurant. l saw there was a WiFi service, so l asked for the password. The waitress told me eat first, so l placed my order. After eating l asked again for the password, and again, she told me eat first. Feeling frustrated, l ordered black coffee. After coffee, again l asked for the password. They told me eat first. Then angrily, l walked to the restaurant manager and asked for the password. He replied eat first !!! l was about to explode, when I finally saw a sign on the wall indicating “WiFi password…EAT FIRST”.*

-Sa chat
Foreigner : Hi beautiful.. Im Horny..
Pinay : Ohw. Nice name..

VHA – VENDA

– They are Educated
– Ugly on serious note
– They respect
– They aggressive
– They hate water
– Hate colgate and toothbrush .

Mzansi’s Taxi Drivers Can Overtake An Overtaking Car!!!

If u had a bad day
Just remember that there are people
who have their ex’s name Tattooed on their body

A girl’s favourite line when she’s angry
“Don’t touch Me”

Dear Monday
Would u please tell Tuesday to inform Wednesday that Thursday would like to see Friday on Saturday
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Yours Sincerely
Sunday

Mom: what are doing today?😉
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Me: Nothing why?😐
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Mom: But u did nothing yesterday😔
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Me: I didn’t finish

“But u said u are 5 minutes away”
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First of all i didn’t say where im 5 minutes away from

Ladies please: Weave is not pregnancy
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You don’t have to carry it for 9 months

Ladies be looking like Rainbows nowadays

-Red Weaves
-Green Nails
-Blue Eyes
-Black Lips
-Yellow Teeth

Her: since u slept with me, u never text,
call or give me money for my hair😒😒😒
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Me: Have u ever seen a president campaign
after winning the elections?

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