Women are naturally expensive.
So stop calling them such names like ‘gold diggers or materialistic.
Just go for the one you can afford with your coins! Stay in your lane🙌

Nowadays It’s Hard To Tell Whether A Girl
Is Walking With Her Father Or Bae..

Confuse yr enemies
Makhi : what are studying at varsity?
Me: I’m studying mechanical engineering
bachelor of Education in LLB and Pharmacy
with bachelor of arts under occupational
therapy and dentistry in bachelors of
science at UWC and TUT
Makhi: So u’ll finish when?
Me: Due to unfortunate and unforeseeable
circumstantial events it seems like it’ll be
affected by the results of economical ,
technological and political changes in the
world of the education as whole but……
Makhi: whoo whoo stop!!!

If you can’t solve a financial problem with at least 3 phone calls,
Then you need to change your circle of friends.

When you thought you’re done washing the dishes
and you turn around to see those pots on stove!

Pregnancy was once a very special thing
until 2000’s turned it into a hobby!

My phone📱fell again..
But luckily it was on airplane mode,
so it’s landed safely

This morning two ladies were fighting for a seat in a bus. Yaz they were irritating me eventually I intervene and said ” let the ugly lady sit down.” Both never sat down but went quiet. That’s how I it was solved.

You think being ignored by somebody hurts,
have you ever been ignored by your own Mind
during an Examination paper

Don’t get it twisted…
Ladies know EXACTLY what they want to eat.
They just don’t know your budget.

Have you ever received that “where are you” text
and first had to decide where you are?

– When You in The Taxi And You Hear Bundle Of Joy Playing With The English You Need For An interview

i Wanna Be 6 Years Old Again
And Ruin My Life Differently ,
i Have These Whole New Awesome ideas