A Couple Decided to commit suicide after going through a really hard time so they decided to jump off of a building.
When they got to the top , they both counted to 3
the woman jumped but the man stayed
he watched her fall for 8 seconds and saw her pull out a parachute
Who betrayed who ??
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Don’t bother to load it because that was the number of children that were released from heaven on 14th February 2019
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That awkward moment when you greet everyone and no one respond 🤣😂😂
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If u don’t feel blessed when u look at her,
let her go bro bcoz that’s another man’s Blessings😊
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ts funny when you enter your neighbours house you find everyone consuming delicious food..you will start talkin’ too much:i have jc ate right now from home..um full🤣🤣🤣😂😅though you were not asked!!
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If you ask her “How are you?”& she says “I’m not okay”
don’t ask her why? It’s a trap Just say:
“May God be with you” & drop your phone..!
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If we are dating & you ask me for R1000,
you need to bring an affidavit from your parents
stating they can’t afford you anymore..!
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Trust me every female has told her friend: “Talk to him he got money that one”..👌
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It’s a Wednesday i don’t have energy to argue!
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When a woman starts laughing😂during an argument,
she has flipped her psycho switch and is about to murder you.! 😭💔
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When a girl reject me I dont feel sad or depressed coz
I know my Bae is rejecting other guys the same way.
Reject them wena Bae
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Don’t Judge A Person By What Others Say. The Person May Be True To You But Not To Others, Coz The Same Sun Which Melts The Ice, Hardens The Clay Too
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Attract what you expect, reflect what you desire,
become what you respect,
mirror what you admire.
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Only a black person will be lost in town but still
pretend to know where they’re going
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My granny decided to hide the bread from me today😒…
so I also hid her false teeth😏….
I guess no ones eating today
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South Africa is not going forward because we still have people
who smell their armpits to decide if they will bath or not.
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My relatives: When are you getting married?
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Me: On my wedding day!
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