My friend walked in as I was taking out pizza from the fridge ,
so I took everything out and started cleaning the fridge😏✋
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Just because | reply after two days doesn’t mean
I’m not in love with you.
A lady can apologize,cry and
even faint and still be lying
Dating a short woman is so
cutie, she will always looks up to you.
Dear Doctor Phil. I am a 70 year old man with 20 Kids, 6 Wives and I just slept with my best friends wife and I Love her.. Should I Marry her?
*Anonymous*
Doctor Phil’s REPLY –
Voetsek Zuma, I know its You!
Ask your boyfriend to resend photos
you sent him last week Thank me later
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. “No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD! “She said she didn’t believe him, so she called the bar. “Hello,” she said, “I just want to ask one question. My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one question; are your urinals covered in gold? “To which she heard the bartender say, “Hey, Clarence, – I think we found the guy who pissed in your saxophone! “
Her : Babe, Can I ask you something?
Me: It’s not true babe, they are lying.
Sugar Daddies or Sugar Mama’s.
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Your thoughts? Ever had one? How was the experience? Let’s talk.
Good Morning Compatriots..! 🍳🍟🍞☕
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💝You will continue to suffer if you have an emotional reaction to everything that is said to you. True power is sitting back and observing everything with logic; true power is restraint. If words control you that means everyone else can control you; breathe and allow things to pass.💛
The woman who rejected you
because you were poor and dusty
will not regret it or suffer later in
life
She will meet her type, get married
and stay happy. Stop watching
Nigerian movies.
Maybe forehead kisses are actually to appreciate someone’s brain..
And that’s why most of you don’t get them
My fiance Is so Dumb yaz😒✋ ..she said she’s wearing a “swimming pool” instead of “swimming question”
Should I send her back to school?😂😂
My friend there is no word in english called “eated”…leave facebook and focus on your grammar……………. Facebook is for those of us who readed their bookes and finished them, dont come here with your broken english, you hered me?
I hate saying my name when I’m knocking on the door🚪.😕
I be like “ke nna” 😃
One evening, a young woman
came home from a date, rather
sad.
She told her mother, “Anthony
proposed to me an hour ago.”
“Then why are you so sad?” her
mother asked.
“Because he also told me he is an
atheist. Mum, he doesn’t believe
there’s a Hell.”
Her mother replied, “Marry him
anyway. Between the two of us,
we’ll show him just how wrong he
is.”