If your boyfriend is not spending money on you.
it means he’s saving money to marry you..
.be patient… men are good people
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IF I WAS THE FOUNDER OF FACEBOOK
• No Under 15’s.
• No More Than 5 Posts A Day.
• Ugly Chicks Upload their Pics Once A Month.
• No People Over the Age Of 50.
• I Read Your Inboxes.
• A Chick Who Gets Less than 10 Likes Will Be
Banned For 3 weeks.
• No Nude Pics.
• No Texting When You In The Toilet
or When You’re Eating.
• You Wear Your Facebook Uniform
Before Logging In.
• Strictly No Dating on facebook.
• After 10 We all Log Out (Closing
Gates).
• You bath Before You Post.
• You Need To Have At Least 20
foreign Friends On Your Facebook.
• You’re Not Allowed To Have More
Than 500 Friends.
• You Need To Make An Affidavit To
Have An Account and A doctor’s Note .
• You can only login after church on
sundays, and if u didn’t go to church, you can’t login.
• Wash Your Hands Before Signing
In.
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I’ve learned that
people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.”
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Tht awkward moment when you greet everyone and no one respond
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Am i the only boi or guy whos scared to sleep with a boi in
other bed sober the whole night…
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Easiet way to die love some one who doesn’t love you back
You will be die daily
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Everything is seems to be hard before it’s start🙂🙂🙂🙂.
Once you got started.. it will be easier
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Like, there is multiple of exame in a year.
Our life do have so many exam to write to get promoted to Heaven.
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The women never dresses up to impress men .
she dresses up to irritate other women.
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My mother is my life.
Our mothers are our love.
My mother gives me a good speech at in good places.
Our mother is our God.
I love my mother forever.
My mother is my everything.
Please I am requesting don’t delay my words ok see now I will write. Please don’t leave your mother’s at road side becozz they only our God’s . please . please. please. please. please
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Love and accept your self as you are you will achieve more
Good morning
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My Lips Are Shaking……
Someone is Busy Kissing my Girlfriend…
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Dear Women,
1) Expecting A 10 Hours Cuddle Is Man Abuse
2) Faking Orgasm Is Man Abuse
3) Going Through His Phone While He’s Asleep Is Man Abuse
4) Getting Mad Because He Can’t Afford What Your Ex Used To Buy For You Is Man Abuse
5) Shaking Shoulders During Woman On Top Is Man Abuse
Thank You
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You have just Won 80 Million and your Bae shouts”We are Rich!!!
Give your Reply??
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Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account
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TOILET PAPER IS FOR LADIES real men uses.
Calendars, Boxes,Cement papers and Stones
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