My Dear Sister.
You don’t owe anybody a flat tummy!
Just carry on with that AIRBAG, It’s all yours!!

Ladies how do you respond to a text which says:
“Leave my Man alone”??

I no longer have strength to argue with people
who own phones with removable batteries..!

[Dear Slay Queens💰]
Don’t stress darlings, your graduation is coming very soon..

Some girls eyebrows are as thick as a slice of polony
cut by your unemployed uncle..!

I slept at my Girlfriend’s House and in the morning she,
didn’t give me money for Transport.
I don’t understand.

If she rejects you by saying “i don’t date broke niggas”.
My brother just go work hard and fix your broke status.
When she comes back,just tell her “i only date virgins” wait and see how she gonna fix that.

Are you happy with your voice when
you hear it from the voice note?

In a “Mental Hospital” of 38 patient’s, a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: “Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
..and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
Journalist: “Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger.”
Dr: “No, a normal person would pull the drain plug!… Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!”
……………………………….
😀😀 You also thought of the bucket, didn’t you?
Please go to bed No. 40!

Her: “Can a pregnancy drink beer if nine months is not arrived?”
.
Me: “Forget about the beer, this type of English can cause miscarriage!”

Until you are legally married, do not live with a man.
Visit and go back so that others can visit too

Teacher : Name the 5 most corrupt
countries in Africa…
.
Sya : Ghana, Kenya, Uganda, Somalia
and nigeria.
.
Teacher : What about South Africa?
.
Sya : When counting sinners, do you
include Satan?
:/
Have sweet dreamland

Short people hardly forgives maybe they are still angry with God
for making them look like a Roll on

Girlfriend And Boyfriend Chatting On Facebook.

Girlfriend: “Please Stay Up, Just A Little Longer? I Really Want To Talk To You”

Boyfriend: “No, Sorry I Gotta Go”

Girlfriend: “Pleeeeeeeeeeease?”

Boyfriend: “No, My Mom Said If I Don’t Go To Sleep Now She’ll Come Down Here And Bash My Head On The Keyboard yujehs Ndbhuji Dcb Fnekd Xnedj Ucdu Cedtmjg Tjmgjea“

When I was mentally ill
I thought one girlfriend was enough

If Animal Have Facebook.

These Are Most Likely To Be Their Status.

Cockroach: “Managed To Skip From Someone’s Foot Step Man, I Lead A Dangerous Life Style”

Cat: “My Seventh Child Is Asking Who Is Her Father? What Should I Tell Her? I Don’t Even Remember”

Chicken: “If Tomorrow I Am Not Updating My Status. Means I Am Being Served At Kfc Love You All?”

Octopus: “I Have Just Refilled My Ink Hurrrrrrraaaayyy”

Goat: “Friends, Don’t Go Outside, Eid Holiday Is Coming“