Most of you don’t have haters.
You just have people telling you the truth that you don’t want to hear!
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Most of you don’t have haters.
You just have people telling you the truth that you don’t want to hear!
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I would like to apologize on my offensive jokes especially on people with gaps in their mouth..”I’m thory thumtimes I’m fery sthupid”..!
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No Matter What is Going On With You Today, HE KNOWS. God Has Not Forgotten You, And He is Right There With You Through it.
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I like to make people laugh. If I don’t make you laugh
,
remember I said ‘people’
not animals..!
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I’m 100% sure that the person who came up with a quote of: “All Men Are The Same”, is a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowed..!
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Ladies This Thing Of Glowing After A Break Up is Not Fair,
Actually it’s Not Allowed
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How Zulu People Behave in A Restaurant
Zulu: How Much is The Tea ?
Waiter: R15
Zulu : And Sugar?
Waiter: it’s Free
Zulu: Ok Give Me 1 Cup Of Tea And 5kg Of Sugar
Waiter: Fainted
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If You Love Someone Set Them Free.
If They Come Back, Set Them On Fire
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Guys ,next Monday will be my last day for me on Facebook as I will be travelling to England on Tuesday to study pharmacy and will be there for 3 years. I’ll miss you so much. May God be with you all. Please forward this message to all those who know me. I’ve just copied it as I received it and I don’t even know whose traveling
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You are 30 and not yet CEO? What a shame! I became CEO at age 15 when my teacher said “You and your company, leave my class”
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Stop complaining about fake friends u are old now
go to work..stay at home..read books..eat and watch TV. listen to music also my dear ul never hear that fridge and microwave gossip about you
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Guys I know we might share jokes, laughing together and such. But my private life has nothing to do with you, so please I want the truth now! Who gave Cristiano Ronaldo my Contact Number?
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My Doctor Told me that Im Left with 1 Month To Live .
I Killed him and the Judge gave me 25 years, problem solved
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There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, “What’s the matter?”
The man says, “I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend.”
The next day the same
man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, “What’s wrong this time?” The man says, “I found out that my son is gay.” The next day the same man comes in the bar and
orders 15 shots of
whiskey. Then the bartender asks, “Doesn’t anyone in your family like women?” The man looks up and says, “Apprently my wife does.
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When he’s busy explaining how her last girlfriend played him,
I just act surprised as if am not gonna do the same
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Nobody cheats more than a girl with a gap teeth.
She will always hv space for another guy
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