I don’t know who needs to hear this,
but you don’t need to eat everytime you go to the kitchen

Once a guy starts liking your posts & pics plus the ones uploaded 11yrs ago just wait for him in your inbox, He’s coming to interview you

It’s now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed.
Maybe it’s time I go there personally and find out what’s wrong

A mentally retarded man stole a cellphone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all, the mentally challenged gentleman would not know how to operate the complicated handset. However, something funny happened as the the mentally retarded man pressed the phone, it did not respond. So, he continued pressing, pressing and pressing …. *Read more*

When are banks going to have special like
“withdraw R1500 and get R500 free

My girlfriend said “She wants Breakfast in bed”
Today I almost broke my back ,Carrying The Stove to my Room

if you want to know if you have mouth odour
watch out for this 3 signs
1: when people start giving you toothpaste as
birthday gift
2: when you always win every argument
3: when you easily separate fight, once you
meet 2people fighting and you shout hey will u
stop fighting?
And they ran away and say brada is because of you

Ladies if what makes you happy in
relationship is money, you don’t need a man
….you need a job.

I thought makeup was to make girls look
beautiful Bt
most of dem use it as disguise to hide frm
pple dey
owe money.

When you steal your boyfriend’s phone
while you thought he’s dead alseep and
you hear by his voice saying ” When you’re
done doing whatever you wanna do with
it , Please I beg you go and cry outside I
wanna sleep myself I had a long day “

In South Africa once the pee is not Yellow we don’t flush
.
Water is scarce

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely,
guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Should I increase the volume

Americans: On your marks,
get ready,set.. go..
.
South Africa: Onyormass,
set ready, set.. gooooo

U know that pain of deleting all yure nice conversations and pictures because u are dating a detective

When she’s busy explaining how her last boyfriend played her i just act surpriseas if am not gona do the same