Date her then you’ll realise why you found her single in the first place.
Some ladies deserve to be alone..!

When she starts drawing words on your chest
be ready for questions you can’t answer

Don’t feed the Horse that you don’t ride.
Am I communicating ?

It’s a Guys duty to pay the bill at the restaurant, that’s why it’s called MEN’U

My English is perfect when I’m speaking it silently but once I open my mouth… I didn’t could

My sister before you say” all men are Dogs ”
First of all check if you are not behaving like a Bone

When I grew up, I wanted to
be a Dr cuz I thought
hospitals close at 4pm and all patients go home

Keep your nose in your mask not in others people’s business

Your problems must not arrive on someone else’s pay day
that kind of witchcraft must end

She waits till you say Hi! So that she can say Hi! too . She waits till you say i love you so that she can say i love you too .
Everything she says after you’ve said .My Brother if you are not dating an ECHO then its a parrot …

If you can’t send her transport money,
date the ones in your street..!

Being a man is so cool.. You refuse to give your relatives money
and they blame your wife

When you were single you dated married men , now you are married you don’t want others to have your husband ,No no my sister don’t be stingy learn to share.

Facts about VW Polo Drivers.
#1 They struggle to make ends meet.
#2 They always try to have atleast quarter tank
#3 They always know where the next party is
#4 They know all the routes like Taxi-drivers
#5Those people understand the taste of life,they always having good company whent it comes to the other gender.
#6 They visit the best buyers if beer always
#7 They love good life even if they afford a little they dont stress
#8 The good part of them they not retualists like the jeep,ranger and Mercedes drivers
#9they bath thats why they take our ladies
#10 They go gettas thats why they seem to be always having money
#11 THEY LIKE WORKING AND ARE HARDWORKERS THATS WHY THEY DON’T GIVE UP
Stop abusing them as if you better than them with your Tazz and i10
Bomasaka

Forget about the dog
have u ever been chased by a chicken?
The baby mama one

My duty is to eat rice
and stew at the wedding
weather the bride truly
loves the groom or
marrying him for money
| don’t care.