Interviewer asked sardar ji.
Which are the 2 latest versions of java? . .
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Sardar ji : . . . . . Marjava&Mitjava.
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Y did Santa put his Radio in d Refrigator? . .
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Think.. . . .
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He want to hear some cool Music..
Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
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Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
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Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!
Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs&marriage age 21yrs?
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Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai,
lekin biwi ko nahi.
Santa kaafi time baad pind geya,
Pind di Jameen to Mitti fad k te sung k bolea:
Pind di Mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi aa.
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Banta: Kanjra dhyan nal vekh Eh suki hui Shit aa..
Santa-Wat Is The Name Of Your Car?
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Banta-I Forgot The Name,
But Its Starts With ‘T’
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Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai,
Tea Se Start Hoti Hai!
Teacher-Edison cut his Dad’s Cherry Tree,
but he told Truth dat he cut it,
His father didnt do anything why?
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Banta-Edison still has Axe in his hand!
One day Sardar went to a shop.
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Let him go.
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You do ur job.
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Always dont expect jokes on him.
santa(gusse se):itne kam marks?
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Do thappad lagane chahiye
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pappu:ha papa chalo me us master ka ghar dekh k hi aa raha hun
Santa- Tu paida kaise hua?
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Banta- Hospital mei, aur tu?
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Snta- Khouf me!
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Banta- Wo Kaise?
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Snta- Meri maa k pas 2 Daaku aaye Aur kaha Jo kuch hai nikal do
Sardar ne daru pi ke apne apko aaine main dekha or bola
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isko to kahin dekha h.. o!
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yaad aaya ye to wahi haramkhor h,
jo shadi k album me meri biwi k sath tha.
Santa ka 50rs ka note train me ghum ho gaya
Ek aadmi:Ya,allah bismilah!
Santa:Tumhe 20(bis) mila to baki this kisko mila
1 sardar ke pas sms ayea bhejne wala husheyar padhne wala gadha .
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sardar ko gussa agaya usne riply kiya bhejne wala gadha padhne wala hosheyar
teacher-planets ke naam batao.
Santa-earth,mars,jupiter vagerah.
Teacher-aur batao.
Santa-aur sab badhiya.mata rani ki kripa hai..
Aap apna bataie.
Techar . . . Santa , . . . . Peyar aur muhabbat me kiya farak hai
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santa . . . . . Mubhabat mai ap se kar ta hu aur piyar ap ki beti se kar ta hu
Santa’s Wife faints. He phones for ambulance.
“Address?”
“Eucalyptus rd”
“Spell it please” .
“I’ll drag her to Oak rd can u pick her up there?”