ailer-Tum Jail Me Kyo Ho?
Santa-Maine Bank Luta.
Lekin Paise wahi Ginne Lag Gaya
Qki
Waha Likha tha Counter Chhodne-Se Pehle Paise Gin lo.

Santa ka naya gas cylinder 6 second me hi pura ho gaya.
Kaise?
Qki santa ne gas cylinder k paas ENO rakha tha
sirf 6 second me kam shuru.

BANK MANAGER-ham aapko bina INTREST k lon denge..
BANTA-oji dena hai to thoda haste haste do na..
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ager dene me intrest nahi to mat do.

Santa: Ae Dost ‘Sapna’ Kya Hota Hai.?
Banta: Abe Pahle Apni Grammer Thik Kar
Santa: Q?
Banta: Qki ‘Sapna’ Hota Nahi..
‘Sapna’ Hoti Hai.

Santa: kahaa gayaa thaa yaar?
Banta: girlfriend ke saath movie dekhne
Santa: kitna kharchaa huaa?
Banta: 500 Rs
Santa: itnaa huaa kya?
Banta: kya karu? uske paas itnaa hee thaa yaar

Santa,banta aur kanta teeno ek baike par ja rahe the.
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RTO wale ne dekha aur unhe rokne ke liye hath dikhaya.

.Banta chillakar bola oye pagal pahle se hi teen baithe hue hai.
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tu kahan baithe ga?

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
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Guess what did he ask next….
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Ish mei aur colour dikhayiye.

santa & banta raat me
santa: yar bahut garmi lag rahi hai.
banta: han yar agar din hota to kisi ped ki chhaya me hi baith jate.

Santa2Banta:
Santa: Aaj tere cell pe bade I L0VE U ke msg aa rahe hai Kya baat hai?
Banta: (Fakr ke saath) O kuch nahi g Aaj WIFE ka cell Laya hu

Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke…
Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke….
Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke….
Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke….
Banta-age kya hua?
Santa-kya hona tha chalana nehi ata tha wapas aagaya.

SANTA-Agar Nariyal K Ped Pe Chad Jaun To Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh
Jayegi
BANTA-Fir Hath Chhod Dena,To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

Santa takes blade n writes his grlfrnd’s name on his arms & 5mint baad jor jor se rota hai
Banta: kyu ro rha hai
santa:abey, spelling galat ho gyi

Santa biwi k office gaya,
Biwi boss ki god me baithi thi,
Santa(ghusse se)
Chal Pammi, esi jagah kam nahi karna jaha staff k liye chair tak na ho.

Santa: Yaar I Love U Bolne Ka Sabse Accha Din Konsa Hoga..?
Banta: 1 APRIL
Ladki Fasi to Cool Warna Kehna APRIL FooL.

Snta(border pr ldae krke vaps aakr)-aaj mene dushmn ka ak kan kata,
ak hath kata,ak pav kata.
(etne me bnta bola)
bnta-tune ye sb kata sidhe grdn hi kat deta tha ?
snta-are bhae grdn to phle se hi kti hue thi.

TEACHER-sabse bada pagal kaun hai? santa ka beta utha.
Teacher- sabash bete.
SANTa- jaan se maar dunga agar kisi ne mere papa ka naam lia…