Santa-apne sir pani me dubo-dudo kar dekh raha tha tabi
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banta-said aye kya kar rahe ho
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banta-yar dimag chalta hi nahi h dekh raha hu ki kahi panchar to nahi ho gaya h
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Teachr-Tense Kitne Prakar K Hote Hai
Snta-3 Prakar K
T-Very Gud, Example Batao
S-Kal Apki Beti Ko Dekha
Aj Pyar Krta Hu
Kal Bhaga K Le Jaunga
1 baar 300 sardar ship me ja rahe the…ship dubi nhi phir v sab mar gye……
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…..kaise….Kaise…
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Bich samundar me ship ruk gyi thi …
Sare SARDAR DHAKKA dene ke liye utar goye the…
What’s Ford?
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Santa: Gaadi.
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What’s Oxford?
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Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
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Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
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Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
SSP
A man 2 Santa:Aao ji chess khelein
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Santa:Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aya.
Y did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
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A: He wanted to see butterfly!
How did santa tried 2 kill a bird?
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He took it 2 d top of a buildng & dropped it!
Santa:Kal ghara ka sara saaman chupa kar rakhna
Patni:kyu?:
Santa:Mera friend aa raha hai
Patni:To kya apka frnd chura lega
Santa:Nahi saman pehchan lega
Santa-doctor sahab, yeh dawai sare shaher mein kahin bhi nhi mili.
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Dr: Arey, dawai to main likhna hi bhool gaya yeh toh mere sign hai.
Teacher.jawani aur budhape men faraq batao
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santa.jawani men mobile men haseeno ke numbar hute hai aur budhape men hakeemo ke
Sante ke sar se khoon beh raha tha
Doctor:Ye kaise hua?
Santa:Me apne haath se pathar thod raha tha,
to kisine kaha
kabhi to apna khopedi ka istmaal kar,,
Santa plane land hote hi chillane laga.
“Banglore aaya banglore aaya. Balle Balle”
Air hostess: Hello sir, B silent
Santa-Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya alle alle.
Santa car ke pahiye khol raha tha.
Banta: Oye, Pahiye kyun khol raha hae?
Santa: Anpadh ganwaar ! Samne dekh likha hai- Parking for 2 wheelars only ! !
Teacher – BaCCHO jinda rehne ke liye hume kis cheej ki zaroorat hai??
SANTA- Are maidem tina bhi nahi pata ‘JINDA REHNE KE LIYE TERI KASAM 1 MULAKAT ZAROORI HAI SANAM…