Shortcut Proposal..Boy : Kya main Apka Address Jaan Sakta Hun…….
.

Girl : Wo Kyu?…..
.
Boy : wo Baraat Le k Aani Thi.

Ghar Me Diya JaletoDiwali Mat Samjo
.
Ghar Me Diya Jale ToDiwali Mat Samjo
.
Me Tere Piche Pada To Muje Mawali Mat Samjo..

Ldki ki nazro me nazakt hoti he
.
Uske inkar me b ijazt hoti .
heHmesha piche pad jao jb tk ha n bole
.
Qki derSe ha krna ladkiyo ki aadat hoti he.

Ek boond se samundar nhi banta,
rone se mukaddar nahi banta,
patana hai to pure girls hostel ko
patao
1 – 2 ladki patane se koi sikandar nahi banta.

Do u know?
what is friendship???
khud ko jor se thappad lagao.
Dard mujhe hoga.
Yakeen nahi hota??
TohTry-kar lo..

Ek Tapori Ki Wife:Sunte ho Ji,
.
apne chinku ne aaj pehla adha shabd bola
.
Tapori:achcha, kya bola
.
Wife:behan

Delhi ki sardi,
U.P ki garmi,
Mumbai ki barish,
Patna ka coruption,
kashmir ka terrorism,
Africa ka saap aur chidiya ghar ke aap..
BAAP RE BAAP!!

1 aadmi ladies ward mi admit ho gaya..
nurse: tujhe sharm nahi aati..
Aadmi:sharm kaisi
hum to paida hi LADIES
ward me hue the

Santa Banta Se- Yaar I-m Going Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai Batao..
Banta – Mai Ja Raha Hu…!
Santa – Are Jate Jate Matlab To Batake Ja..

Modern zamaney ki ladki ka
Baap: Beti tum paheley mujhey papa kahey kar bolati thi ab dad keyo..
.
.
Beti: papa kaheny se lipstick kharab ho jati hai!

1 Over Me Kitne Balls Feke Jate He
Kya Apne Kaha 6..
Galat Jawab 1 Over Me 1 Hi Ball 6
Bar Feka Jata He.
Bade Aye! Cricket K Shoukin.

mana aap sabse ajij hai
dil k sabse karib hai
na
koi sms na koi call
kya aap
sudama se bhi garib hi

Ek Bus Mein Ladko & Ladkiyo Ki Team,
Antakshari Khelne K Liye Bani.
Girls:Hum Tumko Haraakar Dikhayenge.
Boys:Hum Haar Gye,Chalo Ab Dikhao..

Teacher asked to student:Wht is ur cast..
Stu: Pehle to hum sharma thay,
fir Rajput thay,
fir Baniya ho gaye,
abhi hai Darzi,
Aage Mummy ki marzi

Agr jackie chain ki saas ko kidnap kr dia to use kaun vapas layega
Vicks Vapourub
Q..ki VICKS lautaye,
Chain Ki Saans

Real Tip Of The Life-
Zindgi
Ek Cigarette Ki
Tarah Hai,
Enjoy Karo..
Warna
Jal To
Rahi Hi Hai..!
Khatam To Waise
Bhi Ho Hi Jayegi..