Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..
Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..
Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..
Aur
Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

Ye Hai Aam Zindgi–
Yaar, Plz Kuch Sms To Bhej Diya Karo..
OR
Ye Mentos Zindgi–
Oye Bhikhari, Kanjoos, Makhi chus,
Balance Gaya Dabbeme,jaldi Msg bhej..

Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
wah..wa
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
This fairness cream is made in china!

Ek din ek ladki train mein jaati hai toh use ek chai wala dekhke bola
.
bholi si surat aankhon mein masti dur khade sarmay aye hi
.
toh ladki bolti hai kalli si surat hathno mein kettle dur khade chilaye chai chai hye hye

Husband & Wife were Fighting
Husband: SaLi KUTTI!
Wife: SaLa KUTTA!
The ChiLd was near, he Says
Mai SaLa PUPPY 😉

Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye
SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa
Banaya
Tha Wo Khaya Isliye.
.
Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar
Dete
.
SANTA.:-
Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate.

Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye
SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa
Banaya
Tha Wo Khaya Isliye.
.
Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar
Dete
.
SANTA.:-
Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate.

Santa in KBC..
Qus: Videsh Jane Wali Pehli Bhartiya Mahila Kaun Thi…?
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Santa- Sita Ji..!
Ravan Ke Sath Sri Lanka..

JUNG main SANTA ne bulet proof jacket ki jagah machrdani pehani BANTA-aisa kyu?
.
SANTA-jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise gusegi

Santa Bank Me Khata Kholne Gaya.
Form Me 1 Sawal Tha,
Is Bank Me Khata Kholne Ki Wajah.
Santa Ne Waha Likha-
‘Aapki Khubsurat Cashier

Santa apne papa ke sath ja raha tha
Us ka lali pop gir gaya,
To daidy ne kha beta chod do
Dosra lelegen
2 dinbad un ke sath us ki ma bhi
thi,
Ma gir gai to bete ne kha,
Daddy chod do dosri lelege.

Santa public toilet gya or
1 ghante ke bad nikla
Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs.
Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha
“Cyber cafe” main nahi

Santa: Phone pe itni
dheemi aawaz me
Kis se baat kar raha hai?
Banta: Behen hai !
Santa: To phir itni
Dheemi aawaz me kis liye?
Banta: Teri hai is liye!

Santa.Auto Wale_Se-Kyu Bhai
Hanuman Mandir Jaoge Auto
Wala – Ha.
Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad
lete Aana.

SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING ?
BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM
VERY HAPPY .
SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ?
BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING .
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Santa road pe ja raha tha..
Samne gobar pada tha.
Santa ne apni ungli gobar me dali or phir muh me.
Or bola ohh gobar tha shukar hai pair nhi pda..