Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati..
Sukon nhi..
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta..
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,
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Vitamin”SHE”
ki kami hay…
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Santa Ki Ladaai Apne Baap Se Ho
Gayi To Usne Apne
Baap Ki Photo Kabristaan Me
Ek Ped Pe Latka Di
Aur Neeche Likh Dia
COMING SOON
1st girl – Muje to shaadi k liye aisa ladka chaihiye
jo charsi Saraabi juaari Randibaj ho.
2nd Girl – chal chinal najar na laga
SMS padhne wala sirf mera hai
Dil Ke Operation Ko BYEPASS KyuKehte Hain..?.
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Socho
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Socho..??
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QkiAgar Operation Thik Ho GayaTo PASSWarna BYE BYE…!
Mahesh Bhaat: Vote Dene Chale..
Alia Bhaat: Papa Aap Miss Call Karke Bhi VoteDe Sakthe Hai,
Maine Kal DID MeDekha Tha..!!
3 dost car k darwaje lock hone ki wajah se fas gaye
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1st: aisa krte h engine k raste nikalne ki koshishkrte hai
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2nd: nahi! dikki k raste nikalte hai
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3rd: jo bhi karna hai jaldi karo barish hone wali hai aur car ki chhat bhi nahi hai…
Hum Roz Msg Kyu Bhejte Hain.?
For Maasti .. No
For Timepass .. No..
Hum Msg Bhejte Hain,Taaki Aapki Reading CapacityStrong Ho.. Padhega IndiaTabhi To Badhega India..
Bekaar Hai Wo Log Jo ApneLover Ko Miss Krte Hai,
AreMiss Karna Hai To MacharoKo Karo,
Jo Apne Jaan ParKhel Kar Tmhe Kiss Krte Hai.
Raat ko padhte padhte..
Ek khayal aaya….
Pen uthaya aur paper,Aur ek nayi equation banayi……
Bed Rajai = bhaad mein jaye padhai!Students thoko like
Ek bacha har roz maths teacher ko phone lagata.
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Teacher ki patni- tumko kitni baar kha hai ki woh mar gaye hai to bar bar phone krta hai
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Student : bus sun k acha lgta hai
So much pain and agony in this World. Crimes,Corruption, Kidnaps, MH370, Modi, Rahul, Kejrietc.And just when you think world has sufferedenough,……………..
Himesh Reshammiya releases his Movie.
Bachcha Teacher Se: Sir Gadhaa Kon Hota Ha?
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Teacher: Beta Jo Kisi Aadmi Ko,Apni Baat Naa Samjha Paaye.
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Bachcha: Kuch Samjha Nahi Sir.:-P:-p
Where do u see MANGOES?
Mango tree?No
Fruit shop?No
Maaza?No
Then?
Ans. Jaha Jaha beautiful woman goesPiche-Piche MAN GOES.
Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya.
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Gor Frmaiye.
Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya.
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Acp Tha Toilet Me Or Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya.
Ek Raaz Jo Sabko Nahi Pata?…..
Wo Ye Hai Ki………
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Titanic Ki Puri Shooting
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Rajnikant Ke BATH TUB Mein Hui Thi.
Waitr:10 Rupy Tip To Meri Insult Hai
Pathan:To Phir?
Waitr:20 Rupy To Dain!
Pthan:Nahi Yara Ham Tumhara Double Insult Nai Kar Sakta