hawo se khe do ham aaye hai,
phir bhi na hate to dhaka mar do,
phir bhi na samjhe to,
pyaar se samjha do.
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So silly was Newton..
1 apple ko girte hue dekha to gravity ki khoj kar li….
25 saal se susu kar raha tha, wo kya upar jaata tha??
Isq me aasiko ne ye anjam paya h,
hath pair tuta itna maar khaya h,
hospital pahuchte hi narso ne farmaya h,
baharo phul barsawo kisi ka mehbub aaya h’..!
1st time bhojpuri sms-“Tu ruth jaibu t jiyab kaise,
phatal karejwa k siyab kaise,
tu hi t hau hamar sona k surahi,
tu hi phut jaibu t paniya piyab kaise!
Chand ko guroor h ki uske paas noor h,
To kya?
Mujhe bhi gurur hai
Mere paas s.m.s
padhne wale
;????;
( @..@ )
“(—)”
LANGOOR H.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I love 2 walk in rain ..
coz dan no1 can see me tearz
(Charlie Chaplan)
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I love 2 walk in fog coz dan no1 can see i m smoking
(Basheeer Charsi)
Wat do u call a husband who returns home!
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Don-t even guess!!!
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Pati-ala-house!!!
Bay of Bengal is in which state..
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Liquid state
What do computers like to eat..
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Chips!
Why did you change your last job..
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Because the company shifted and didn-t tell me where
Signboard on one side of a super highway..
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You are not looking at the road
Why did Mrs.Vohra throw Out her Mother-In-Law..
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Because ..
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Baba Ramdev said
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Apni saans ko bahar nikalo
What did baby corn ask mom corn..
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Where is PopCorn
Neymar: मैं फुटबॉल को अपनी उंगलियों पर 2 घंटे तक घुमा सकता हूँ ।
RAJNIKANT: तुम्हे क्या लगता है.. ये पृथ्वी किसकी उंगलियों पर घूम रही है
Don ko 11 Mulko ki police Talash Rahi Hai ..
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Isliye Don Rajnikant ke ghar me chupta hai
Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia : Sarkar 1
Gabbar : Aur tum ?
Kalia : 100
Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
kaun tha woh ?
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kalia : RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai.