Kamine
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Kamine
Aap ki [ KAMI-Ne ] itna pareshan kar diya ki humko msg karna hi pada.

पानी आने की बात करते हो;
दिल जलाने की बात करते हो;
चार दिन से मुंह नहीं धोया;
तुम नहाने की बात करते हो।

Ek baar 2 chintiyo ke hathi k sath jhagde hote hai…
Toi woh chintiya ped pe baithi rehti hai…
Aur niche se hathi jata hai..
Toh achanak ek chinti upar se hathi k upar jump karti hai…
Toh dusri chinti kya kahegi,
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DABA sale ko….

Do u knw?
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Badal itne kaley kyo hote he.?
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Kyoki vo dhup me bahut gumtehe.

A 4 Apple
B 4 Banana
wah wah
A 4 Apple
B 4 Banana
Kuch bhi ho jaye Daya goli mat chalana.

Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
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Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
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ACP: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin Gay toh nahi hai

Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal…??
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Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal…..?
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A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya kamaal..

Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai

Q:JAB koi pareshani(problem) ho to kis ke paas jana chahiye.
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Ans:KISAN ke pas
Kyonki uske pas HAL hota hai.

About c.i.d
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Wah Wah
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Abhijeet: Daya lagta hai,
Khooni bhaag gaya.

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga
To ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha Lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji.

Sam: Mai paida Mumbai me hua, Par padhai Chennai se ki hai .
Tom: Phir to rooj aane-jane me bahut der lagti hogi na?