Snta:- Ye Thums Up Walo Ne Paresaan Kr Rkhhaa H..,,
Bnta:- Q..???
Snta:- Yar BV Roz Raat Ko Thodi Si Pila K Zid Krti
H CHALO AAJ KUCH TUFAANI KRTE H…

संता का बेटा स्कूल जाते हुए रो रहा था.
संता – “शेर के बच्चे रोते नहीं हैं.”
बेटा – “शेर के बच्चे स्कूल भी नहीं जाते …

Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
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Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Irada Hai?
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Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola
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Mere paani se kyu nahahi kamini

adhu Baba ne arz Kiya hai –
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai kacha
Wah wah
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Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
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Tere msgs nahi aa rhe,,, kya baat hai Bacha…

Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai,
Zara Time NikaaL Ke Aayiye To.
Ek Chuha Marwana Hai.
Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai,,”

Kya musam aaya hai,
hr tarf pani hi pani laya hai.
Ek jaadu sa chhaya hai.
Tum ghar se mat nikalna wrna log kahnge barsat hui nahi MEDAK nikal aaya hai.

yu na kisi ke dil se khelo— wah!wah! yu na kisi ke dil se khelo— jab sms nahin karna hai to mobile bechke radio lelo.

Kuttei,kaminey,Haramkhor,dhokhebaz,saitan—-
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in sab logo se bach ke raho nahito zindagi kharab ho jayega.

Khud Ko Kr le Kanjus itna
Ki Hr SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
Service Provider khud Call Kr Ke Apse Pooche-
sir Ji,
R u sure
msg Bhejna hai
ya Sending Fail Kr du..

Ek Dogy subah se sham tak Bhokta rhta tha….BAO.BAO…BAO.BAO…BAO.BAO…BAO.BAO…BAO.BAO…BAO………………Ha bilkul aise hi…

Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
“I LOVE U” Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen
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1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .*

Can You read fast in english!
My
A My
They My
They They My
A My They na My
Hahahaha….:p :O 😀
khulla nahi hain maaf karo… 😀

Ek baar ki baat hai ,
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Ek ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi
Kissing
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Wowwww
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Ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi
KISSING
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Par
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Aap abi chote ho
isliye
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Some text missing;-)

Mirchi Muuh k alaawa or kaha lagti hai?
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Kheton me lagti hai Mere Bhai
Hamesha Apni BUM Ke bare me hi kyu Sochte ho?

Achha Ek Bat Batao,
GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta Hai?

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Koi Jaldi nahi Hai
Mehsus karke Bata Dena!….. 😛

Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai,
Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi .
Buri Na Lage To Samjho..
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Kya Bolu
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Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai 😛 😀