SaNTa: OyE Tu LaDKi
DeKh AaYa?
KaiSi He?

ToM:RaNg Se KaLi He AuR
KaaN Se KaM SuNTi He

SaNTa:ZaRa
EnGLiSh Me KaHo

ToM: “BLaCK-BeHRRy He,

Santa -Tumhe wo bangali ladka kiss kr raha tha,
To Tumne Use Mana Kyu nai kiya.?
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Ladki – Mai use mana kaise karti. !
Mujhe to bangali bolni hi nai ati

SaNTa
PeD Ke UpaR
ULta LaTKa Hua Tha:
BaNTa-Tu PeD PaR
KyO LaTKa Hai:|
SaNTa-SaR DarD Ki
GoLi KhaYi Thi
KaHi PeT Me
Na ChaLi JaYe

Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do
Bijli wala:Q sir?
Santa:Wo yar mere dimag me 1nayimast
wali gaali aai h, wo tumko deni he.

Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:
“Oye extra pen hai kya”?
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Banta:”Ek hi hai”
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Santa:”Abe Ek hi chahiye”

Gf.- Mere B’Day par Bahut Costly Gift Dena!
Santa- Ok!
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On The B’Day_
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Santa- Your Gift.
Gf.- How Sweet! Is me Kya He?
Santa- Petrol Me Tale Paneer Ke Pakode.

Santa went to Hospital for ECG.
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Nurse boli-
Kapde utaro. . .
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Santa: Pehle ECG kar le? ?
Baki toh wo sab baad me bhi kar sakte hai.

Manager asked santa at an interview.
-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
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SanTa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

1 Aadmi Teliscope Se Aasman Me Dekh Raha Tha.
1 Sardar Use Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha Tabhi 1 Tara Tuta.
Sardar:Wah Boss Kya Nishana Lagaaya.!

SaNTa Ne
eK AaDMi Ko
TaMaCha MaR DiYa.!
–
AaDMi-MaiNe
Kya GaLTi Ki ? –
SaNTa-TuM SaaLe
GaLTi KaRo
UsKe LiYe
HuM iNTeZaaR ThoDi KaReNGe

Santa:- Ek Aadmi Ganja Hai Fir Bhi Saloon Jata Hai ?
Banta:- Qu ?
Santa:- Qu Ki,
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Saloon Uska Hai

Santa:- Nevi Me Job Nikali Hai karoge,
Banta:- Ha-Ha Jarur Kaam Kya Karna Hai.
Banta:- Jab Jahaj Bich Samandar Me Ruk Jaye To Tumhe Piche Se Dhakka Lagana Hoga.

Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain,
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Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai… ?
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Santa:- SURAAKH

SANTA 2 DOCTOR-tum bina dard kiye daat nikal sakte ho…?
DOCTR-No..!
SANTA-me nikal sakta hu…
DOCTR-vo kese…?
SANTA-ha ha ha ha…..

Santa- Me babhpan Me 10 Maale ki Building se Gir Gya Tha.
BANTA-Are, FIR,kya Hua.
Bach gaya Ki Mar Gaya?
SANTA- yaad Nahi yaar,
Bahut Purani Baat He.

Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se
Mere mobile se meri gf ka no:le liya.
Banta: fir kya hua..?
Santa: Bewakoof kal raat se
Apni bahen ko Romantic msgs bhej
raha hai.