In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“The”

ek baar santa darwaaza tod kar bazaar mein le ja raha tha
tabhi banta ne pucha :- ye darwazaa kahan le ke jaa rha hai?
santa:- yaar mein is ka taala kulwane ja raha hu.

Banta-Yaar santa TU apen colege ka naam subse alag Rkhana.
santa NE College ka naam rakha.
SANTA SINGH GIRL COLLEGE 4 BOY’S.

Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai.
Santa: “ Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? ”
Pappu: “ 6, 7 ”
Santa: “ Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai,Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad? ”
Pappu: “ 8, 9, 10 ”
Santa: “ Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? ”
Pappu: “ Gulam, Begum, Badshaah “

Teacher: who kaun hai jo aasman mein udti hai
par bachche zameen pe deti hai?
Santa kuch dair sochne ke baad: Air Hostess

Santa- ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?
Banta- kar di na paglon wali bat,
duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baki sab to videsh hai!

Anniversary k moqa pr SANTA apni biwi k liay
gulab ka phool le kr aya.
BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi soney ki cheez do.
SanTa: Ye lo Takiya or so jao

Santa :Samose kuch acche
lag nhi rhe hai, kya baat hai
Parso wale to bohot acche
bane the,
Dukandar :Aji Saheb, ye wohi
to hai..

Santa ne Nokia ka sabse badi screen wala mobile le liya
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Kyon??????
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Kyonki Woh dekna chahta tha hae ki,
Phone switch ON karne per
kaun se 2 log hath milate hae.

Santa-YAR Aaj Tabyat thik Nhi h,
Hr Chiz double Nzr aRhi h,
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Banta-1000ka Note deke,”Ye le Wo 2000,
jo Last week Mene udhar Lye The

Santa Ne God Se Pucha
:
Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hu.?
God Ne Jawab Diya
:
aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai.

Santa & Banta Pani Pine Gaye,
Glass Ulta Pada Huwa Tha.
Banta- Iska To Muh hi Band Hai.
Santa- Ha Yaar.!
NIche se Bhi Tuta Hua Hai.

Santa- Meri Biwi Bahut Kharchili He,
Jab Bi Dekho 100/,200/rs Mangti Rehti He,.
Banta- unn Paiso Ka Wo Karti Kya He.?
Santa- Kya Pata,
Maine Kabhi Diye hi Nahi…

Santa Banta Ki Dukaan Par Shave Karne Aaye,
Banta- Muchh Rakhni Hai.?
SANTA- Han..
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Banta(Much Kaat k)- Le Rakh Le,
Jahan Rakhni Hai.

Santa-dhire dhire ku6 likh rha tha. .
Banta -ye dhire-2 kya likh rhe ho.
Santa-Saat saal k bete k liye lettr likh rha hu,
Wo tez-tez nhi pad skta. . .

Banta,Rail ke patri par leta tha.
Santa-tu rail ki patri par kyu leta hai mar jayega.
banta-Chal pagal jab mere sar ke upar se airoplane nikal gaya
tab tho kuch nhi hua tho ab rail mera kya legi.