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If your ex comes back and ask for a second chance

What would you say?



In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours.
In all the world, there is no love for you like mine.

You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.


A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.


One day, someone will walk into your life and
make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.


Taxi maths is not a problem…mathata a thoma ge bare..
mo R200 re 3, so wena refe R165 & rona re gofe R11 coz abuti ole o tsere R6


If you see me drinking Gordon’s straight from the bottle – no dash, this december, please mind your own business. 💀
I know what I’m doing.
It’s been a rough year.


I will be naming my daughter pregnant so when a guy meets her.
Guy: Hi, am Stanley
Her: Hi, am pregnant. 😂 case closed🙌🤣😋


Imagine umelala afternoon bcoz the previous night ulikuwa kesha. mara unasika knock kwa mlango, ukienda kufungua unagongwa kidole ya mwisho ya mguu na kitanda, kuturn kidogo unaangukia ndoo za maji yanamwangika, unatereza kwa hayo maji unaangukia tv, na wire ya stima inakupinga shock kwa mgongo. unasimama na uchovu, maumivu, hasira na hasara. kufika kwa mlango kufungua unapatana na jamaa kwa mlango anasema, ” Habari yako? naregister lines za Orange!” utafanya? 😂😂

Today was the day I decided to be serious about life, I took a step that many of my friends can’t take. I went for HIV Testing and I came back very HAPPY because I found the Clinic closed…