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If you help a lady when in trouble
she will definitely remember you
when in trouble again
In your last relationship, ulikuwa impeached, ulistep down ama uliangushwa na external forces?
Sometimes I really wonder,
tulikiwa tunasoma kunyume ya nini ?
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.- Mahatma Gandhi @wazimu mkuu
Dear group members, please decrease the brightness of your mobile phones. The group’s electricity bill has increased too much this month
Thanks for your understanding.
Tito Mboweni
Sicela iLove Accident Fund, phel siyalimala la
Vulani uMetro FM, u Michael Jackson uchaza kabanzi ngokufa kwakhe!
“Yisona isikorobho lesi?”
Kubuza iSivakashi siphethe ithawula lam lokugeza ngenduku yomshanelo
Guys
Sometimes you Should take the suitcase, go to the airport, take pictures and go back home😂😂😂😂🙈 just confuse the enemy
After high school, I decided to try to go to Medical School. At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the letters:-
*PNEIS*
to form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when active.
Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors while the rest of us who wrote what you thought about before you saw spine are now WhatsApp groups and Facebook group admins
*Chinese couple living in Africa gave birth to a black Baby. In anger, husband asked the wife …. Chi, why Baby black? She replied , we live in Africa, no Electricity… Me hot, U hot , sex hot … Baby burnt.*🤣🤣
*Dating a policeman can be very stressful. You tell him “I Love You” he asks you “Do you have evidence to support your statement”?*
Izilenda uma zihamba ziyi-group kuba sengathi iphakethe lama-vienna.
Umuntu abe pregnant kodwa uyabona ukuthi i-boyfriend yakhe siyithelela ama-Go Slos.
Iphi ingqondo?
UTHI BEWAZI?
– Bewazi ukuthi ukucela isithandwa sakho sikomisele izinwele ngethawula kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-75%?
– Bewazi ukuthi ukukhanyisa amakhandlela uma unesithandwa sakho kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-80%?
– Bewazi ukuthi ukwabelana i-toast nesithandwa sakho kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-85%?
– Bewazi ukuthi ukuya ocansini nesithandwa sakho lapho ugesi ucishiwe kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-90%?
– Bewazi ukuthi uku-shower nesithandwa sakho kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-95%?
Uma ukwenza okungenani okukodwa kwalokhu okungenhla…
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U-Eskom uthanda ukukubonga ngokonga ugesi. 🙂 👌🏽