For all those ladies that carry a very big hand bag with everything inside except transport money let that nonsense end in 2017.

That act of ladies Borrowing Dresses To Come And Meet A Guy Who Has Also Borrowed A Room Should End this 2017.

Guys you see that habit of testing her if she is a wife material by being stingy to her?that rubbish too should stop this 2017.

I will Borrow Transport Fare And Come, I Hope You’ll Give Me Back When I’m Going…Ladies! Let That Nonsense Stop this 2017

“Baby go and lock the door first” that statement must continue in 2018 oooh. So important.!!!

You’re not dating her and you will come to her post and be commenting, “my love, my one and only”, and be scaring serious candidates away. Let that nonsense end in 2017

Some gals should please try and reduce makeup, you
kiss a girl on her forehead and it tastes like tiger head battery. let this nonsense end in 2017

Only guys that press breast a lot can differentiate between today’s bread n yesterday’s bread..let that nonsense end in 2017

Girls Panties Is 2k…
Male Boxer Shorts 30k…
So Ladies Hope U Now Seen The Difference?
So Don’t Insult A Guy For Wearing 1Boxer For A Weeklet that nonsense end in 2017.

When you paid for BnB but now she is not picking up your calls

Assume the govrmnt says, everybody should register their boyfriend/ girlfriend,wife/husbnd before the end of 2017 and you try to register yours and the machine tells you tht, “sorry the person you registered,has been already registered!!!,”What will you do?

“When you are in high School a guy from University takes your girlfriend.

You go to University a guy who is working takes your girlfriend, then you start working a guy with a car takes your girlfriend.

You buy a car a sugar daddy takes your girlfriend.

Now you become rich yourself and here comes a six-packed dude from University and he takes your girlfriend/wife…

Ladies, tell us, what exactly do you want from your men?”

Welcome to Africa where people kill Snakes and Later pay to see them in the ZOO

Self Care Tips to all Husband, who take alcohol this New Year

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward…

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You’re lying on the floor.
Cure : Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : you are looking through an empty glass.
Cure : Quickly refill your glass!

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You’re being dragged away.
Cure : At least ask where they’re taking you!

5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it
Cure : Stop making a fool of yourself, position your glass correctly

6. Symptom : Your wife and all your kids are looking funny.
Cause : You’re in the wrong house.
Cure : Ask if they can point you to your house.

7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You’re in an ambulance.
Cure : Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job

ISSUED IN PUBLIC INTEREST

I’m taking my girlfriend back to school the only reason she writes Xmas is because she doesn’t know the spelling of Chresms.
Stupid girl !!!

Why do girls that don’t wear make up and
weaves act like they deserve a trophy ,la
phapha

Nobody drinks alcohol
faster than someone who
didn’t contribute

HOW TO LOSE A GUY
Next time he text you at 🌑night,respond with

Senzo Mteshane:”she is sleeping bruh”

Ladies in 2018 can you please stop drawing yr eye brow nd draw a business plan that so important thing to draw rather than eye brow!!