Her: I saw the iPhone X at the mall today,
iyohh baby
Me: Okay baby, I’ll give you taxi money k’sasa
so you can go see it again

She walked into the banking hall, with her pointed shoes announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.

She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.

The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.

And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy that was waving frantically at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.

She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.

About five guys offered her their pens but she took mine, maybe because I was closer to her.

After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.

I was sweating like a pregnant fish and huffing and puffing like a Monitor lizard.

She whispered, “Please can you spell ‘thirty’ for me?”

I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.

She had written, ‘Tarty Tausan’!

😂😂😂😂😂😂
BEAUTY IS NOT EVERYTHING.

A Marriage without a side chic is like a
government without opposition party.
Let us not be dictators in our marriages,
allow democracy…

If my girlfriend is hotter than yours best believe
I’m gonna bring that up when losing an argument with you

Any woman cheating on her man this year may u catch fire, break your leg, loose your front teeth…

Any man cheating on his woman…Father forgive us and teach us how to love for we don’t know what we are doing.

I have never been tired of meat
That’s why I decided to steal in the cabbage the entire January

have stopped drinking alcohol if u see me drinking just know I’m celebrating how I stopped drinking.

She Just Blocked Me After Commenting On Her Post.
.
“What’s wrong?”
“Oh it’s personal ”
“Then why the hell would you post it on Facebook? “