Valentines is coming and short girls will be
out there wearing red dresses …
And be looking like fire extinguishers.

I cant Love Single People baba,
I Dont Want To Be Single” Forever
I Love Those Who Are Married
And Those Who Are Engaged

If I could go back to the day I met you,
l could’ve stayed at home and cook rice one by one

Being in a relationship with a girl who always compliment you and encourages you is nice , even when you fart, she will just be like…”Awwww Ncoor Baby That Was So Cute Especially The PRRRr Part”

A man can work for 10years with unemployed wife and still be happy, But a woman will work 5days and the whole community will know about the unemployed husband.

*👍How to TALK 👍*
Talk to *Mother* _lovingly,_
Talk 2 *Father* _respectfully,_
Talk 2 *Brothers* _heartfully,_
Talk 2 *Sisters* _affectionately,_
Talk 2 *Children* _enthusiastically,_
Talk 2 *Relatives* _empathetically,_
Talk 2 *Friends* _jovially,_
Talk 2 *Officials* _politely,_
Talk 2 *Vendors* _strictly,_
Talk 2 *Customers* _honestly,_
Talk 2 *Workers* _courteously,_
Talk 2 *Politicians* _carefully,_
Talk 2 *GOD* _silently,_
Talk to *WIFE*
~no no~ ……
*KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY…!!!*

*WIFE :* Am already 58 and one of your friends still find me attractive .
*HUSBAND:* It must be Ndlovu.
*WIFE :* Yes, how did you know?
*HUSBAND:* Because he deals in scrap metal..

Dear Boyfriends
We don’t need KFC , pizza , Nandos , flowers , perfume, chocolates , and we also don’t
want iPads, iPhone and blackberry’s this valentines day!!
.
Just come and say Hi to our parents and begin with the LOBOLA negotiations
Finish and klaar!!
Regards Girlfriends Association Of South Africa (GAOSA)