Its February right?
Ladies please dont confuse
Women’s day with valentines day
.
Not all of you gonna get presents
On the 14th.
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Rich and his wife are waiting at the bus stop, with their 8 children👪
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A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So Rich and the blind man decide to walk🚶🚶
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After a while Rich gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him; “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!”😠
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The blind man replies: “If you had been putting a rubber at the end of YOUR ***k, we’d both be sitting in the bus!!!”
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Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”🐁🐁🐁
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”🐁
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Rich: Hello room service😞
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?😯
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry😐
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them😕
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Rich: Jerry is here!
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Girls who did Abortion😐
When u shave🔪
Did u know you’re cleaning the cemetery?
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Jack Mabaso would be powerless
if he takes off his left hand glove
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Ronnie : “mommy am i ugly?”
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Mom : ” Ronnie i told you not to call me mom in front of people”
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Village girl:Can I have an ice cream
Cashier :Which flavor?
Village girl:Sugar flavor
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Real men don’t play temple and run in their phones,,, they just go to the zoo, open the lion’s cage, slap the lion and starts running.
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Scary moment is when u fell a sleep in a couch but when u wake up u wake up in bed… But u live alone…
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Son: Dad, Dad!
Dad: Oh, what happened to you?
Son: Sister’s boyfriend has a gun!
Son: where? And why did you know?
Son: I heard because sister was arguing inside the room of sister.
Dad: oh then?
My child: he might shoot sister. Because sister said ” don’t hit it inside. Just outside, please.
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” so many likes the dp of other women because, cleavage is shown. Try your cleavage too, I’m sure more likes. It’s always because it’s cleavage.”
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I think Vendas were out of country. ….
when Jesus said”let there be light”
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I’m that kinda supportive boyfriend, when she’s on her periods.
…we both wear pads…. and Always.
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Behind Every Good Looking Niqqer;
Is A Bitch Who’ll Beat You Up For Him!!!
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ZULU is very nice.
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake, but she ran out of eggs. So she
went to her usual grocery store emakhaya. As she
walked in, the owner, Muzikayifani, the owner, was there and she asked him for a dozen eggs.
She went back home and baked the cake. To her surprise the eggs were
rotten/(abolile), so she went back to the store and this time Muzikayifani wasn’t
there, but his wife Makhosazana was there.
Nomthandazo approached Makhosazana and said “Uyazi ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yakho abolile?” Makhosazana, obviously shocked and upset said: “wazi kanjani ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yami abolile?” Nomthandazo replied, ” Woza uzo nuka ikhekhe lami
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Most girls don’t cry after break up these days,
they behave like cashiers in the bank….
next customer please.
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