A wife was sleeping in the middle of the night and dreaming, she suddenly shouted, “Get up quickly I heard my husband’s car out side

The man got up from the bed, jumps up out through the window, hurts himself and then realized, ”Damn,I am the husband!!!”

Who’s guilty?

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face

A fat Teacher nd a Waves
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Waves: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Waves: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Waves: “Homework!”

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”