*Admin:* Hi guys, im adding Vivie to the group.

*Malume:* Hi Vivie welcome to the group.

*Vivie:* Hi guys am new to the city.

*Mukoma:* Hi Vivie dont worry, am there…any problems i will be there.

*Moses:* Hi Vivie.. tell me if you have any problem, will arrange a solution for you.

*Shumba:* Hi Vivie, if you need anything tell me, it will be arranged.

*Samaz:* Hi Vivie, im here on stand-by for you.
Feel free any time of day, midday, a quarter day or whole day for any problem.
I am the solution. I will manage it for you completely and also..

*Vivie:* Thanks guys for your support.

*Sinyoro:* Vivie whats your full name

*Vivie:* Vincent Phiri

*Moses: left*
*Samaz: left*
*Shumba: left*
*Malume: left*
*Mukoma: left*

Not all man are fools,
some stay bachelors

Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits
but ultimately she is a MOTHER
and we should respect her.

I am the type of person who wants to get good grades
but doesn’t want to study

Wife was driving…..

Husband – “Why dont you use indicators when you take a turn?”

Wife – “What do you mean use indicators…why should I?”

Husband- “So that other drivers know which way you are going.”

Wife- “Where I am going is none of their business*…!!!”

Husband – “Sorry…..”

Ladies ,Please understand that cheating on your boyfriend
hurts more than him cheating on you

If your dad doesn’t have a beard,
you’ve got two Mums.

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.