Her: Babe I got an accident
Me: Ikuku iXap mara?
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Whites: I’m not ready sir
Blacks: Ahhh faka Zero Meneer
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My sister consider yourself extremely ugly if
you walk pass construction workers and
they continue doing their job!!
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If you tell a nigga gore wena wa preventer 💉
yeeses otla go rotela💦 o kare o lebota lako tarveneng.
😂😂😂😂
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Some people are just mad at you
because they thought you’d suffer forever.
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lesbians have the hottest girlfriends. gays date the hottest guys…and now we are left to deal le bo Thifhelimbilu le bo Leshole
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God has a purpose for our pain
A reason for your struggles
And a reward for your faithfulness
Good Morning
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Those Girls That Put Their Whole Stomach In Leggings;
Are You Kangaroos??
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Anak: Mom, Dad, I decided na gusto ko na pong manirahan mag-isa.
Parents: Maganda yan anak.
Anak: Yung mga gamit niyo po nasa labas na
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Short Story .
BF : nakita mo yung Puno ?
GF : Oo naman !
BF : Anong napapansin mo diyan ?
GF : Uhmm .. may nakadikit na papel .
BF : Ok , laro tayo .
GF : Sure ! Ano yun .
BF : kailangan makaalis ka sa yakap ko sa
loob ng limang segundo . Pag nagawa mo yun
kunin mo yung papel nandun ang premyo .
GF : ok ! Game .
BF : (niyakap na niya si Gf)
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(Nakaalis agad ang GF at dali daling kinuha
ang Papel)
GF : ha ? Ano to ? Bakit ‘break na tayo ‘ ang
nakalagay ?
BF : simple lang mas pinili mo pa kasing
makuha yung premyo kesa manatiling
kayakap ako
~KOYKOY☠
Short Story .
Boyfriend: did you see the tree?
Girlfriend: of course!
Boyfriend: what do you notice there?
Girlfriend: uhmm.. someone attached paper.
Boyfriend: OK, let’s play.
Girlfriend: sure! What is that.
Boyfriend: you need to get out of my hug in
For five seconds. When you do that
Take the paper there is the prize.
Girlfriend: OK! Game.
Boyfriend: (she hugged girlfriend)
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(the girlfriend has gone immediately and it’s easy to be taken
The paper)
Girlfriend: Okay? What is this? Why let’s break ‘
Placed?
Boyfriend: it’s simple that you chose more
Get the prize instead of staying
I hug
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No Matter How Old You Are, If A Little Kid Hands You
A Toy Phone You Answer It.
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I remember crying myself to sleep wondering who you were talking to instead of me, wondering why you did me so wrong and thinking of everything that was wrong with me, I would check my phone every 10 minutes hoping to see your name and if it wasnt you, I would get dissappointed and cry some more. You would always come back and leave again, whatever was convenient for you. I didn’t care about anything but you, I saw the good in you and lost myself waiting for you to change. I wouldn’t wish that heartbreaking pain on my worst enemy. I know now that it was never my fault and that you just couldn’t handle my love. I have to remember that everything will be okay and I have my whole life to find someone who wouldn’t even think about hurting me the way you did. I learned alot from you, I see my worth now, I will grow and be the amazing person im supposed to be. I wish nothing but the best for you…….
To someone who’s going through this
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“visit my wall” and “add me close”
Which Other Strategy Of Bitchies Do You Know ?
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It seems as though am the only one who finds Nosipho from uzalo not aesthetically pleasing…🤔🤔
I mean look at Qabanga and Mongi…
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Naglakad ako sa SM, nasa 3 floor ako na palapag kasi maraming naglalakad dun na mga chicks, Syempre dahan dahan akong lumakad tapos may nakasalubong akong babae, Napakaganda nya. kaso may kasamang unggoy. Yuckss.😂😂 Putek paglingon ko sa kanya GF ko pala siya tapos ayun nag away kami.
Ako: Hoy ikaw anlandi mo talaga. Ipagpapalit mo na nga lang ako sa mukhang unggoy pa?
Sya: Let me explain
Ako: Wala ka nang dapat ipaliwanag pa. Dyan ka na sa Unggoy na yan. (Then turo sa kasama nya.)
Siya: Teka. Tatay ko yan..
Then Sinuntok ako nang tatay niya, Ansakit dun pa sa gitna ng 3 floor sa maraming tao. Tapos pabangon ko babawi sana ako pero… PANAGINIP LANG PALA.😂😂
PS: LA NGA PALA AKONG GF
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Wife: You are smelling woman’s perfume, where did You get it?
Husband: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi.
Wife: What about the lipstick on your mouth?
Husband: Oo that one? I got it from Sandra whom I was congratulating for passing her exam.
Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?
Husband: Hey leave me alone don’t ask me silly questions. I want to sleep!!.
Wife: (Crying) This is not fair coz when I use them, I don’t bring them home.
Husband: (Waking up angry). What did u say?
Wife: Leave me alone, I want to sleep!!!”
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