Marrying someone aged 35 years old and above is like
buying a newspaper in the evening……
You know it’s old news.
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Iam a 27 year old handsome, hardworking, GOD fearing young man, an engineer, and looking for a cute hairy, beautiful, well structured and young black goat to buy for easter. Thanks
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“DISGRASYA”
Sa presinto habang kinakausap ng hepe ang driver na si juan tungkol sa naganap na aksidente..
Hepe : paano mo nagawang maka disgrasya ng higit 50 ka tao?
Juan : ganito kase sir, nagmamaneho ako ng kotse at sobrang bilis. Sinubukan ko ang preno pero hindi na gumagana
Hepe : o tapos anong nangyare?
Juan : kung ikaw ang nasa sitwasyon ko sir. Sa kaliwa may dalawang tao, at sa kanan naman may kasalan at mga bisita. Alin ang sasagasaan mo?
Hepe : syempre yung dalawang tao para bawas pinsala.
Juan : yun ang nasa isip ko, ginawa ko nga yun. Dun ako sa dalawa dumiretso pero isa lang ang nasagasaan ko. Tumakbo yung isa sa kasalan kaya sinundan ko na..
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Si juan naglalakad pauwi nang makasalubong niya ang kumpare na si Pedro..
Pedro: Juan, Bakit hindi ka inabot ng isang linggo kina pare?
Juan: 1st day ko dun, natalo ang manok niya sa sabong, tinola ang ulam namin.
2nd day, pinatay ang baboy, lechon ang ulam namin.
3rd day, pinatay ang kambing, kaldereta ang ulam namin.
4th day namatay ang lolo ni pare, kaya umuwi na agad ako..
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So your GF will be online Chatting to other ppl nd not even reading your text for HOURS
that’s worse than a blue tick.
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Ladies Imagine.
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Umvakashela Umfana For iSleepover, Akunyobe To Come Nice.
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Bese Ngabo 10 Avuke Aye e-Kitchen Ayodla Yedwa. Abuye Akucabuze Ngamafutha e-Wors.
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mawuyis’shwapha
sicela ungayi gqoki I high waist assemblief
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The way ngithanda umjaivo ngakhona…
If I hear a car hooting outside, I just grab my cooler box and head straight to it…💃💃
I don’t care baya kuphi mara okusalayo angisali
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A pastor was praying 4 a man possessed
with a demon.
He says”in the name of jesus
what do you want from dis man? ,speak
up before i cast you out dis moment!.
De demon answers,
“i want him to win de lotto draw worth
200bilion to night.
The pastor lowers de micro4nu an
whispers,” in jesus name, get
out of him and enter into me”
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I will never lie again.
Today I was coming back from church, in
the kombi
there sat a very pretty girl. All the guys in the
bus were
staring at her. Some of them passed their
destinations
without knowing. As for me, I was very
proud of myself because I sat next to her. I
did all the signs I could to make her feel my
presence
but all in vain. An idea came to my mind. I
took my
phone and dialed a fake number as guys
always
do to attract girls’ attention.
Me: Hello Sam, I’m calling to tell you that I
can’t make it today because I’ve just
received a call from our CEO asking me to
replace him at
a meeting bcz he is not yet back in tge
country. Pls tell my brother to use my Range
Rover 2017 to pick my mum from her
dentist’. I will be home late. Thanks Sam. I
will Sam. Once again, Thanks.
All this while, the girl
was looking at me. I said in my heart that
she would fall for me if I spoke to her now ..
Me: Hi baby, y r u looking at me like that? R u
surprised?
Girl: Pls pick up your phone battery. It fell
when u
were taking your phone out of your
pocket…..
I couldn’t raise my head till I got off the
kombi Happy new month.
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When your husband does everything for
you he is romantic
*But wen your brother does the same for
his wife, udlisiwe
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Taking pictures in people’s cars and houses will confuse your ancestors,
they will think you are living a good life yet you are struggling.
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My Ex Posted a Pic yesterday With Her Bae And Got 3 Likes..
im so happy
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That awkward moment when you really want to eat and
then there’s this visitor who is not showing a sign of leaving
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I knw, Many of you can fail this
…!!!
.. …
Children Loves Cartoons.
We, Men Loves Football.
Women loves___________?
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Apart from I will never
cheat on you: what
other jokes do you
know
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