Ladies will tell you that
their man is not good in bed.
Sister, please try doing it on the floor.
You might get it right
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If your BAE wants your Facebook password don’t hesitate to give them.
They will probably find what they’re looking for
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WHO IS THE MOST STUPID?
PETER: “I want my money now!”
JOHN: “I will kill myself so that I won’t pay
you”. he pulled a gun and shot himself
dead
PETER: “Hahaha… If you think u’ll get away
with my money u r wrong, I will follow u
until u pay me!”. he takes the gun and
shot himself dead as well.
JAMES was watching from a distance he
laughed and said: “These guys are funny, I
must watch this till the end”… *he also took
the gun and killed himself!
Do you want to know how it ended? You
know what to do…
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Mahilig ako magpuyat. Until one time, may nabasa akong article tungkol sa bad effects ng pagpupuyat. Mas nakakaikli ng buhay ang pagpupuyat. Kakawala ng energy. Nakakapagpataas ng chance na magkasakit na nauuwi sa sudden death. Natakot ako ng sobra dahil don. Kaya simula non, hindi na ako nagbasa ng mga articles
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JUAN: Dok, bakit pag umiinom ako ng coke sumasakit sikmura ko pero pag LIBRE hindi?
DOC: Normal yan.. MANIPIS ATAY mo at MAKAPAL MUKHA mo
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isang araw si totsi at si tata ay pauwi galing school nang makasalubong nila ang isang tumpok na tae ng aso.
totsi: pre anu yun?
tata: d ko alm eh,
wait titikman ko para malamn natin.
totsi: oh ano na!?
tata: tae pare tae!! ,hay buti nalang d natin naapakan.
totsi: oo nga eh.
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Wife: Hon, delayed ako 1 buwan sa
regla. Pero wag mo ipagsabi
nakakahiya.
(The next day dumating taga
Meralco)
Meralco: Ma’am delayed po kayo 1
buwan.
Wife: Ha!? Pano mo nalaman?
Meralco: Nasa record po.
Husband: Aba! Bakit nakarecord
dyan na delayed misis ko?
Meralco: Kung gusto nyong mawala
sa record, magbayad po kayo.
Husband: Kung ayoko?
Meralco: E di puputulan namin kayo
Husband: Tarantado ka pala eh!
Anong gagamitin ng misis ko!
Meralco: Pwede naman po siyang
gumamit ng kandila.
Like&Share mo kung natawa ka.
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Tjo! “You want your girlfriend to kill me
” this is how girls ask if you’ single
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You wanna know how being married feels like? . .
Okay delete all songs and leave one,
then listen to it all day…Everyday
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My brother , don’t feel bad if girls doesn’t reply to your inboxes .
Most of them can’t read
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My biggest worry in life is that the same pegs that are used to pin down panties is the same that are used to pin down the dish towels and to clip shut a packet of milk.
Angilali ngalento
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Lahat daw tayo may papel sa mundo…
Ewan ko lang kung totoo, kasi kapag quiz, nanghihingi lang ako..
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If you shave your eyebrows completely and
draw them with a pencil again..
Dont ask for any money from us to do your hair..
Just shave it completely and draw your weave of your dream…
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Relationship stress can make you iron all your clothes
And when you done you realize you didn’t plug the iron
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that moment when you just lost a fight.
And when u get home You start thinking about
all The kung fu moves
You Could done
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Remember back when you were a kid and you thought your 25 year old unemployed cousin wasn’t serious about life?
Look at you now!
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