If you play The God’s Plan music video in reverse,
Drake takes money & cars from people.
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Your Periods Will Skip You Just Like The Way
You’re Skipping Our Posts!!!
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Nyoape boys be like
Him:im selling ratax
Me:but there are no rats in my home
Him:I can organise that
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I fainted
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CTTO
Boy: pag di ka tumahimik babarilin kita! 😅
Girl: sabi ko nga tatahimik na .. masamang tao! walang balun-balunan! 😒
Boy: hinoldap ka namin alam mo ba? 😁
Girl: ….. 😶
Boy: aba! sumagot ka! 😐
Girl:… 😶
Boy: sasagot ka o babarilin kita! 😮
Girl: langya ka naman kuya oh! pag maingay babarilin kapag tahimik babarilin pa rin! NASAN ANG BALUN BALUNAN MO KUYA!! 😑
Boy: haisst ang ingay mo! 😏
Girl: tssk tahimik mo ah! 😕
Boy: oh siya sige! dami pang dada.. last words?!😌
Girl: luh siya! akala ko ba pera ang dadaliin niyo! bat niyo ko papatayin! 😒
Boy: LAST WORDS NA KASI! 😁
Girl: huhu pakisabi sa crush ko MAHAL KO SIYA .. WAHHHH ALABYU KARASS ! ALABYU!❤
Boy: sige anong pangalan ng crush mo.. 💕
Girl: papatayin mo ba talaga ako? 😉
Boy: SAGOT!! 😪
Girl: MEUS! MEUS CAELUM EZIEDELVALLE!😍
Boy: i love you too (saka inalis ang piring ni girl)
(naghiyawan ang mga tao! ngayon niya lang napagtantong nasa classroom parin sila at piniringan lang ang mga mata niya) 😂
Girl: a-ano?! 😀
Boy: I LOVE YOU TOO! holdap acting lang pala ang kailangan mo. Para mapaamin ka eh.. I LOVE YOU!
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My mum asked for my phone so I quickly changed
“Joy” to “John” on my contact list.
When I gave my mum the phone, John texted
“I can’t wait to kiss you” Right now I’m in a family meeting.
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We seriously can’t act like all is well
when we know people in the Bible don’t have surnames
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Uzwe isdudla sithi “I miss my other half”…
Yaz uz’buze ukuthi kanti lesdudla singakanani mase siphelele???
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When my siblings make me angry
I look at them through the fork and
pretend they’re in Jail..
it’s makes me feel better
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I don’t care if it’s fake account or not, all I know it’s that I enjoy chatting with Rihanna today I even send her mtn
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Did u just fall?”
no I attacked the floor
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If you see a group of Four girls and you want to Talk to one, first Greet the Ugly one, She is the_*
*Commander in Chief
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A patient went to his Doctor who said, “I have bad news and really bad news.” “What’s the bad news?” asked the patient. “You only have 24 hours to live” said the Doctor. “That’s terrible, what could the really bad news be?” The Doctor replied, “I’ve been trying to get in touch with you since yesterday!”
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The boy is asking the old man:
– If you could give me just one advice, what that would be?
– OK, son. Remember this: if you have plans to change the world, do it now, while you are single. Once you are married, you cannot even change the TV channel.
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ਸ਼ੀਸ਼ੇ ਚ ਖੁਦ ਨੂੰ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਮਨ ਚ
ਖਿਆਲ ਆਉਂਦਾ ਕਿ love ਤਾਂ ..
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ਕੀ ….????
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Arrange Marriage ਦੇ ਵੀ chance
ਨੀ ਲੱਗਦੇ ਸਾਲੇ.
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Ladies tell me, ukutshela umuntu okushelayo ukuthi ulomuntu wakho, yikumala yini lokho?
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You know she’s the one when you give her R300 and
she tells her friends that you gave her R3000
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