What do you call a group of people where two people are thinking of Love
& all other are thinking of food? . . . . . . . .
WEDDING
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There is a severe pain I felt in my heart which
you will never see b’coz it appears when you are not here.
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To say thank you, is in recognition of humanity.
God, i want to take a minute to simply say:
“thank you for all i have”.
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You can’t be strong all the time.
Sometimes you just need to be alone and let your tears out.
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Men will be Men:
Wife leaves a note on the fridge: “I have made all attempts. It’s not working.
I can’t take it anymore. I am going to stay at my Mom’s place !! 😡😥
Husband opens the fridge, checks the beer bottle. Feels it is cold. He takes a few big gulps from the bottle. Feels it is chilled. Then says to himself, “What the hell is she talking about???
Fridge is working fine!!”
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In an investment seminar a man saw a beautiful lady and fell in love instantly. He proposed to her. However, being a financial planning expert, she asked him about his background….
He said – “..well, I am an ordinary man today, but in a few months, after my ailing father dies, I will inherit a Rs 300 crore property …😊”
The lady was deeply impressed …and they exchanged their business cards…
…and within a month
the lady walked into his house as his step mother…😜
Moral: Investment is subject to market risks…👉😢
Do NOT sell your dream to others before it becomes a reality
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Sometimes we struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip,
then we find sugar lying at the bottom ..
that’s life, sweetened but not stirred well.
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When someone talks about LOVE
I think about YOU.
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Time is all we have, we can not fast forward it,
we can not rewind it, all we can do is live in the time of now..
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You can’t have a relationship without any fights
but you can make your relationship worth the fight.
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Worry about your character and not your reputation,
because your character is who you are,
and your reputation is only what people think of you.
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You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming
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When I read messages from my friends,
I read them in my mind using their voice.
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Kthiwa Indoda Yamapela Yenza Ama Round Awu 9 Kyaphezulu Makungenjalo Uyistabane.
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Yaz umu single ujabuliswa ubala 😂😂😂ngokuhlangan
isa nje imali nosisi ongamaz eTaxin athi “sibabili” kuvele kuth cosololo
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If you are a ‘Side chick’ you not
Allowed to send texts Like:
“Hey Honey can I come and
visit you?”
•°•°•
You send texts Like: “Hello
Coach, Is there Any Practice
Today?”
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