Son-In-Law To Father-In-Law:

Dear Dad,

I Deeply Regret Taking Petrol Car In Dowry, Please Take Your Daughter Or Car Back. Can’t Afford Both.

Regards,
Your Lovey Son-In-Law

*Some girls are really funny, you expect your boyfriend to be rich in his 20’s yet your father is is still broke in his 60’s …. my sister what are you smoking, Tear gas??

*BAD LUCK* *is when the wind blows a
Girl’s skirt up, and the same wind blows
dust into your eyes.
And u end up seeing nothing*

I was in a church last Saturday, a male and female were sitting next to me. I was so shocked when the female started to pull her dress up and lift the bra and the male started sucking her nipple like there was no body watching them… the female was around 28yrs and the male is just 3 months old. Thanks for reading,
I’m in my house if you like come and beat me.

10 mins ago I was bored. So I decided to call the police.
Me: Hello, help.
Police: What happened?
Me: 5000 people are following me.
Police: Calm down, where are you?
Me: Facebook!
Police: Idiot!!!

An announcement to all members of this App. We are humbly requesting you all to leave the App tomorrow morning from 9am to 1pm. *we want to PAINT the room*. Christmas is approaching, thank you!

She made me choose between
Alcohol and her Sometimes I miss her yaz

When you see a guy smiling while chatting ..
Just know that someone’s daughter has fallen into his trap .

Boss said to secretary “I want to
have sex with you just once, I’ll be
quick. I’ll pay you R1,000. I’ll
throw the money on the floor
and before you bend down to
pick it, I’ll be done. She calls and
tells her boyfriend. “Its okay but
ask for R2000 and be very quick
to pick the money”. After 4 hours
of waiting,the boyfriend calls his
girlfriend “what happened baby??
then The girl replied..”The
bastard used coins; I’m still
picking the money

RANDOM:
Did you know?…
If you send to a girl cash for transport to come over but she decides not come over and does not refund that money…
You can refer to Section 492(i) of the Criminal Procedure Act & file a case of theft under false pretence, & she can be jailed for up to 7 years?

Drugs For Husbands!

This really cracked my ribs …..
New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for NAFDAC approval…
ANIVERSIA: the drugs Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries…
SLIMOXIL: this one widens male cornea making wives always appear slim…
SPORTOBLIND X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word “Sports” on DSTV…
WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores…
SHOPHOFOBEX: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently…
FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty woman passes by.
VERYTASTYMYCIN : Induces husbands to always praise wife’s cooking….no matter how it tastes…!
Don’t just laugh alone but share with our femalefolks who need to laugh and men who must be aware before they fall victim

Hello guys
Anyone single here?
If yes please whatsapp me your details.
Am selling a single bed.
Thank you