Priest : repeat after me
Groom : after me
Priest looks at the Bride : is he serious
Bride : No, his name is Washie
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I am in charge of How I feel and today I am choosing Happiness…
No matter where you are or what you’re doing or who you’re with…
I will always honestly, truly, completely love you.
Peace for those who changed the course of our days,
for those who turned us into a garden of roses,
for those who do not stop smiling each time.
Sometimes it is not enough to do our best
we must do what is required…
Whatever comes Let it come…
Whatever stays let it stay….
Whatever goes let it go…
Please everyone, I strongly beg you to
stop calling your loved ones names of
cheap things like.. “My Sweety, Honey,
Sugar,Chocolate”.
All these things cost about 2 Rand to 20
Rand, it makes them look cheap.
But names like “My bag of
Rice, My gallon of Oil, My bag of
Cement” .You know then your love will
know that they are expensive.
Dear my future kids l’m not the one delaying you,
it’s your mom who is still Dating useless Guys…
My worry is they might soon finish your milk
Most of you are single now because you started dating at a very young age.. Now you’ve exhausted your dating bundle..
Once you log in on Facebook,
the TV becomes a Radio
Make sure you’re happy today, because tomorrow is borrowed. Might be taken. Live Life and have good long sleep! 💚
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2⃣. Don’t make someone your everything because when they leave you’ll have nothing.
You must have at least one Gown in life.
Graduation Gown,
if you don’t have wedding gown,
if you don’t have Morning Gown.
Once You Start Cheating On Your Boyfriend Everything About him Just Irritate You..!
Long distance Relationship is nice you just text
“I wish you were here😢” then you go to cheat in peace..!
You only have one☝life; don’t be afraid to do what you want to do..💙
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2⃣. We are not given a good life or bad life. We are given life. And it’s up to you to make it good or bad..💛
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3⃣. Remember: when you talk, you only repeat what you already know. If you listen, you may learn something..💚
A Girl’s Favorite Line When
She is Angry: “Don’t Touch Me