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3 things girls can’t control:
1. Tears.
2. Jealousy.
3. Curiosity.


Practising your signature over and over again
just in case you become famous.

I truly appreciate kindness. I appreciate people checking up on me. I appreciate a quick message, I appreciate those who ask if I’m okay, I appreciate every person in my life who has tried to brighten my days a little.


You should be proud of yourself because there are many situations where you want to give up and many people who wants to pull you down, yet here you are reading this inspiring message and realizing how strong and brave you are despite the problems you have been facing this past few days until now. So cheer up, and don’t let yourself down. Be more confident and neglect those toxic people. You can do it, trust in God’s name. Amen.


*Me as a vlogger

:So eto na nga, ngayon nandito po tayo sa dagat, Kita niyo yung tubig? basa.

This guy comes back 4rm da toilet, when a women says to him, “Hey, you have left your GARAGE door open”!” As the man is zipping his fly up, he says with a big smile,”Did you see my big black hummer?” The woman replies, “Nope just a MINI COOPER with two flat tires.”

nali ikhehla lifika esibhedlela libuza kudokotela!
ikhehla; kodwa bantwabami yini le ebulala
umntanami kanje?
doctor; yingculaza baba
ikhehla; imenze kanjena pho, ikwenza kanjani
lokhu
doctor; hhai baba lesisifo sivele silwe namasosha
omzimba aze aphele, bese sizidlela
nje
ikhehla; hawu kodwa ndodana uma sekuphele
amasotsha omzimba anibe nisathumela ngisho
ama-security nje?


UThibhoz wayethole isipho esiyithoyizi elikhulu. Uthe uma efika endlini, wabiza izingane zakhe zontathu, uMgwaja, uKhwashu noBhande. Athi uThibhoz: Nginikwe ithoyizi elilodwa la. Ngakho-ke kuzofanele ngilinike oyedwa.
Athi uThibhoz: Ubani ohlonipha kakhulu? Ubani ongaphenduli uma umama wenu emthethisa? Ubani futhi ongaphindiseli uma umama wenu emshaya?
Athi uMgwaja: Ukhohlwe ukusitshela baba ukuthi ufuna kube elakho leli thoyizi, ngoba uwena wedwa phela owenza lokho!.


You cannot show us witchcraft for a good 2 hours only to tell me at the end “TO GOD BE THE GLORY”
I’m done with Nigerian movies

Babangu ameniita akaniuliza mjulus ni nini nikamwambia ni kijana, Sasa anashinda akiniita mjulus yangu


Niliambia caro nataka mtoto akanijibu uterus haiendi mahali nitafute pesa kwanza

Tusikizane vizuri,,, haikua kupenda kwangu kuishi Kwa nyumba ya mabati, ukikuja kwangu sio lazima ubishe mabati,🙄🙄🙄🙄😏😏😏 bisha Tu mlango ntakuskia nanii