No One Is Busier Than Someone
Who Don’t Want You!!!
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Your Boyfriend Is With You Because
He Couldn’t Get The Girl He Wanted!!!
Let Him Leave His Girlfriend For You,
Then Leave Him Like That!!!
You’re too young for me
if you haven’t put a stone underneath your tongue
hoping that you won’t be beaten for getting home late. ..
Yesterday in a cramped bus..
Lady: Something of yours is touching me.
TC: Oh! That… that’s just my salary in my pocket.
Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?
Wife : Love , Our Son Just Called Me A Bitch
Because I Didn’t Give Him Money
Husband : Where Is That Son Of A Bitch?
A Chinese Kid Was Born Before The Due Date,
His Parents Named Him “Sudden Lee”.
If you reading this may the success comes your way,
whatever you praying for may the Almighty answers.
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”.
Father: “Oh hoo, I wish you hadn’t said that.
I have to tell you something son, but you must
promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.”
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even
hotter!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.”
Father: “Oh ho, I wish you hadn’t said that.
Angela is also your sister.”
This went on couple of times and the son was so
mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: “Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with
six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!”
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
“My love, you can date whoever you want.
Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
Son Fainted…
You don’t have a Valentine on Valentines day💞 ? Some people don’t have a mother on Mothers Day👸 or a father on Fathers Day👷 , you busy stressing out about a once off thing
Sometimes love gone wrong …
…is actually life gone right
If a doctor marries a nurse,do they
give birth to a patient?
Ma sister, imagine walking in heaven and all the kids you aborted be like:
“Jesu nangu lo”
VHA – VENDA
– They are Educated
– Ugly on serious note
– They respect
– They aggressive
– They hate water
– Hate colgate and toothbrush
– They don’t know roll on
But i can’t laugh you know
Batho badi Gap menong batla go swenkela okare o kgopela dabolap.
Imagine if the government says, everybodyshould register their boyfriend/girlfriend,or wife/ husband before 14th Feb 2018 and you’re try to register yours and the system be like:
“sorry the person you are registering has already been registered!,”
What will you do?