What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.
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Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me
a girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph…….sorry.
i can’t call u sweet….
because ants will finish u.
Abazali basifisela kutsi siphumelele
Kodwa thina s’phuma belele
Life was much easier
When apple an blackberry
Were just fruits😅😆😀😁😂
I hate it when you’re sitting in the cinema
Ready to watch the movies
An the next thing you know
Boom human giraffe sits in front of you
Given 👦 – what’s country is next to USA
Daddy 😧 – USB
Umbali wavula I toilet kuno daddy ngekhatsi
Ubaba watsi vala amehlo mbali ngicitsa manti
Umbali watsi …
Its okey daddy I’ve seen one before
The milk man brushes mums teeth with it
A little while ago he was busy with ..📱
Face book but now face on book (sleep without studying)
I grown up knew that love is a key
But now
Somebody changed the lock I think
Ngithule ngatsi angiboni
But one day uyong bukela etulu
Nje nge TV yase tarven
Utsi ufika empakathini wabo mama
Nomtwana wakho babe bemunyisa ( breastfeeding)
Umtwana wakho abese khala louder umphe ibele angalifuni akhombe lalomunye next to you
Yati umtsandze umuftu
Uqcine sobita nenja yakibo nga Sbali bhobi
EHH KONJE UTSINI NGESLUNGU
IF UTSI IMALI 💵 IHLANGENE ?
Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…
Girl: When we get married
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
