Boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on. They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can’t escape. They counted the number of worshippers and they were 150.
They told them they would kill100 out of these 150 members but in an alphabetical order of names, starting with the pastors. They approached the senior pastor asking: what’s your name?
pastor said Zechariah Zwingina.
the next pastor said Zebedee Zaccheus,
the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams.
They approached the elders.
The first one said Zarepath Zolomon.
The next one said Zalade Zomorin.
The next one said Zetunji Zolusegun
Zesther, Zimilehin.
They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu.
The Organist screamed, he is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu.
If you were in the congregation, what
will be your name?
A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said ” you look cute.. I like you.”…. The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said “My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life.”
He then placed a piece of paper on her hand and said ” I have written some words of wisdom and bible verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep.” And then he walked away.
The girl went back to her hostel in shame and before she slept she opened up the paper and read thus: “Are you blind? My wife was standing behind me. Any way, this is my number. Call me anytime…… By the way, I like you too!”
Surname : Nyaa
Name : I said Nyaa
Date of Birth : 27 Years
I.D no : N/A
Sex : 6 Times a day
Marital Status : H I V Negative
Race : I hate Racing
Health : I’m fine , thank u n u ?
Home Language : I am in Zulu
Other Language : Mgosi
Hobbies : Dogs
CONTACT DETAILS
Postal Adress : Eskoleni nxt to Mahlongo’s Tarven
Highest Grade Passed : Standard 1
Year Obtained : 1987
REFERENCES
Name of Person : Sibusiso Dlomo
Position : Generations
Relationship : call Mfundi Vundla
Makula/indians dont waste time. They send a friend request to a girl…if she is delaying to accept, they inbox her “helo babie” sametime they will send 🍆 and ask do you like it😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Makula are the best
whoever said Bofebe abo Patele lied , I have a friend o mongwe her febing skills went to private school, today she’s driving a Range Rover and wena o Loyal ko boyfriend ya ngame yao apara mangena ya mpara…he Omo yetetse ohlwa ka tlala , my friend everytime ha tsena ko ntlung tswa a thintha mafofora ko molomong
