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Selibona Nyaa says:

If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of “buy one get one free”!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B”. Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a “P” Peticoat, panties, pussy…No wonder men suffer from high B P!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you’re screwed.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you ‘HANDSOME’, don’t take it as a compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife’s panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband’s dick hard, not his life..!
Now that I’ve educated. you, go ahead and educate someone else.
When a lady is pregnant,all her friends touch her stomach ad say “Congrats!”.But none of them come and touch the man’s Penis and say “Well done!”
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.

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Wife & husband watching soccer

Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi, igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee, kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter ureferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!

🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!

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Umfazi angathola iR200 note kutrouse yendoda uyathula kodwa angathola icondom eyodwa ukhuluma aze akhale.

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What is the Difference between Wife and Girlfriend?

Great Thought in Modified Version….

Wife is like a TV and Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE.

Sometimes u enjoy TV.
But most of the time, u play with ur MOBILE.

TV is (as good as)free for life.But for the MOBILE, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old.
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable.
But for the MOBILE, it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote.
But MOBILE doesn’t.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen)
But with the TV, you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)!!!!😝

Last but not least….!
Yet TV s are superior because
TVs don’t have viruses, but MOBILEs often do….!!!!😂

And mobiles can be easily hacked or stolen.

Take Care.
Issued in Public interest!😃
.😂.😂.

For security reasons, I finally chose TV.

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The difference between like, love and in love is the same difference between for now, for a while and forever.

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True love is when you don’t need to care about
how you look anymore.

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Soon some girls will realise it was not love😉
It’s was winter

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You still need to grow up if you think
your relatives care about you

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When you’re ugly they call u a stalker
but when you’re cute
they call you a secret admirer…

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Buying data is the thing that’s holding me from being a millionaire

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You’re not black enough if you’ve never used a knife
to shave your Private Parts…

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Black parents will let you freeze all night in bed
with one blanket because
other blankets are for visitors..

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Does anyone here know the prayer that
Jesus used to turn water into wine🍸🍷….

That prayer is needed so that can stop paying for wine😂

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Between white sugar n brown sugar
Which one has more sugar?

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Ladies sometimes u hv to surprise Bae
by barking during doggy style
hau hau hauhauhauuuuu

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Mosadi o fiwa lerato le hlompho
Wago nyako rapelwa a bule kereke.

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