a frend asked a frend: “Ndoda how do i know if my woman is a virgin?”
frend relpied: “just before you have sex with her, show her yo ‘THING’ and ask her what it is. if she says its a PENIS then she is a virgin, if she says ita aCOCK then u know she has been around for a long time”
the frend followed the frend’s advice ans showed his new galfriend his THING and asked what it was. She rerplied tht it was a PENIS.
“Phew!” the man sighed, “I thot u were going to say its a COCK!”
Galfrend: “Of course not, a COCK is twice bigger”
Nyaa who was an aeroplane cleaner was
cleaning the pilot’s cockpit and saw a book
entitled, “HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR
BEGINNERS, VOLUME ONE”.
He opened the first page which said; “To start the engine,
press the red button”.
He did so and the airplane engine started!
He was pleased and opened the next page,
“To set airplane moving, press blue button”
He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed!
He wanted to fly, he opened the 3rd page which said;
“To let airplane fly, please press the green button”.
He did so and the plane started flying!!!
He was so happy After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land.
He opened to the 4th page.
The 4th page said,
“To learn how to land a plane, please go and BUY Volume TWO” !!!
Girlfriend giving house directions to
her Boyfriend:
“come to the front gate of my
apartment where you dropped me,
look for flat 9A,
you’ll find a lift on your right. Then, hit 9 with ur ELBOW…
And get out of the lift you’ll find my
flat on left.
hit the doorbell with your ELBOW &
I’ll get to open the door for you”
Boy Friend: dear that seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my
ELBOWS only?
*I’m not saying l hate my ex,l’m only saying that if l find her in the hospital
on life support machine
l will unplug the machine and charge my phone.
I jus hate low batteries*
WIFE: “Dont take my car today coz i wanna go shopping”
HUBBY: “Honey, u kip reffering to everything in the house as yours, u are supposed to use the word “OUR” in stead of “MY”.
The nextg dayh the wife seems busy looking for something whilst the hubby 9is speaking to her till he says,”Honey u aint listening to me at all right? what are u still looking for?”
the wife replied: “Honey i am looking for our pant and bra”
